Your Mom

[special_kelli]

So occasionally, I get the chance to catch up on all of my friends' journals (like when i should be studying or sleeping). however, they have the tendency to depress me. let's all make a goal to make our journals a happier place!

the following is an example of when a "your mom" conversation gets WAY too out of hand:

prinzessin buffy: yeah, he was too busy with your sister, i'm sure.

Special Kelli 11: after my sister got done with your brother
Special Kelli 11: steven that is

prinzessin buffy: right. well, he got your brothers new gf "did" so...

Special Kelli 11: lol. after my brother's new gf did brian

prinzessin buffy: yeah, she gave him scabies
prinzessin buffy: then babies

Special Kelli 11: well she got the scabies from steven

prinzessin buffy: who got it from your sister

Special Kelli 11: who got it from your dad

prinzessin buffy: who got it from you

Special Kelli 11: SICK! you just crossed line

prinzessin buffy: whatever... i followed the timeline back to you. when you get an STD that is what they suggest.

Special Kelli 11: lol. well then i got it from your dad. remember?

prinzessin buffy: who got it from... YOUR MOM

Special Kelli 11: no, they were never together
Special Kelli 11: you suck

prinzessin buffy: they are right now.

Special Kelli 11: they're having a menage a trois with your mom

p.s. congratulations to phil and bethany!!