Sick party bro

Jun 02, 2008 04:44

My birthday
what had happen was

studying and drinking
took a midterm well drunk and uncomfortably smelly(for everyone else)
i think i got an "A"
gave some money to drug dealers
was gifted a bottle of fighting cock whiskey, apple tarts that spelled out "I love Eddy Rage"
drank the bottle
shirts came off
shirt came back on
drank French Canadian beer; Le Fin De mon ( i think that means "the end of the world)
saw X and the detorit cobras
they did want to come to my party becuase i didnt have hard drugs
party time
the kitchen caught fire
booty dancing
vegetable oil on the floor
ben rand fell out of the tree house ... four times
sexy time happened
then was interrupted
yelled at a friend in a towle then she threw a beer bottle at me
it broke
i cut my feet
ciggeret then beer then pants
i was sad becuase my favorite person was mad at me
decided to deal in the morning
Drunk Again!
drunk girl had to be pushed off of me (me no like this girl)
i fell on the oil
i smashed a beer on my friend
he poured a beer on himself
i kicked people out
they were not happy
i laughed
they wanted to fight
i laughed
they left
just me and my friends
we drank hidden beers
"hey i got you this bottle of white wine instead of white girl"
bunch of kids came in suits
i think they where in a band
they where all in the bathroom together
matt left
i decided to use his room
he came back with a chicken sandwich
one hundred ciggerets later it was sleepy time
smoked a some hippie stuff and when to a pool party sponsored by bud lite
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