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Top Ten Reasons Jesus Was a Social Worker
By Becky Oberg
10. He was constantly in conflict with the religious leaders.
9. He was always explaining things to people who just didn't get it.
8. He was expected to feed a crowd of 5,000 with 2 fish and 5 loaves of bread--and somehow pulled it off.
7. Even his family thought he was crazy.
6. Whenever he went off to be by himself, crowds went looking for him.
5. Every time he performed a miracle the authorities got angry with him.
4. He had a soft spot for the poor, the sick, and the helpless.
3. Everything he ever said has somehow been twisted.
2. The only time he ever said "It is finished," he died.
1. Even when he was dead he had to get up again because there was more work to be done.
By Becky Oberg
10. He was constantly in conflict with the religious leaders.
9. He was always explaining things to people who just didn't get it.
8. He was expected to feed a crowd of 5,000 with 2 fish and 5 loaves of bread--and somehow pulled it off.
7. Even his family thought he was crazy.
6. Whenever he went off to be by himself, crowds went looking for him.
5. Every time he performed a miracle the authorities got angry with him.
4. He had a soft spot for the poor, the sick, and the helpless.
3. Everything he ever said has somehow been twisted.
2. The only time he ever said "It is finished," he died.
1. Even when he was dead he had to get up again because there was more work to be done.