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here it goes..
once apon a time there was a girl. It was the middle of summer and she was really thirty, so she decided to make lemonade. But alas.. she had no lemons. So she decided to go to Kmart. So she got in her car and drove there. She searched the store and could find no lemons so she went up to a worker and asked "excuse me, where are the lemons?" "We're all out, sorry" So she got in her car and decided to go back home. But on the way she saw a sign that said fresh lemons 5 miles. She thought this was her lucky day. She ended up in the chinese market. There she met a girl with all rainbow clothes on. "Hi do you they have lemons here?" "I'm looking for them too, me and my lesbian lover need them for a party tonight" "Okay....so do they sell them?" "Oh ! I have no idea." "Ok thanx fucker.."
So.. she decided to walk around a little bit. Then she saw this little girl at a stand with a sign written in big black marker saying lemonade for sale. The girl thought, oh good! Someone can make ME the lemonade. She got to the stand and said, "Can I have some lemonade?" The little girl said "Sure" and handed the girl a hammer and a lemon. "What am I supposed to do with these?" "Make lemonade silly!" cried the little girl. The girl was confused but she tried anyway. She took the hammer and hit the lemon for it only to fly out of her hands and crash into a lamp and break it. A man came out yelling in chinese and the girl ran away. 'God how hard is it to get a friggon glass of lemonade nowadays.' the girl thought. She arrived to her door and tried to open her door but the doorknob but it would not open. She then realized she needed her keys that she forgot at the market. So she called her landlord and he came to open it for her. When he came she asked.."You wouldn't happen to have any lemons would you?" "Lemons? no." and then he left. She got inside her house and threw her ashtray in frustration. She didn't even knew where the ashtray came from, but she picked it up and cleaned up the mess. Her doorbell rang and it was her friend Alex. "Hey girl, whats up" She told her strange story and when she was finished her friend opened her fridge and said.. "Your lemons are behind your milk, and you have a pitcher of lemonade on the side you dumb ass. "
-chinese
-lemon
-kmart
-doorknob
-ashtray
-lesbian
-hammer
-lamp
-marker
-rainbow
that was the gayest thing ever lol.