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David has the most funniest dreams about me. First he dreamt that I was riding a horse in a "jungle girl" outfit with a crossbow when my horse climbed over his BMW. So he chased after me in it and came to my tent and yelled at me to come out and fix his car. So finally I came out and said, "Ok I'll fix your car you yuppie scum!" He said I had a shotgun and I cocked it woth one hand and I shot the hood of the car and it flew off. He screamed, "Ayyyyyeeeeee!" Then I ran around back and cocked then gun and then blew off his trunk. Then I blew out a tire. The whole time he was going, "ayyyyyiiiiieeeeeeeee!!!!" After that I said, "screw this." So I tossed a gernade through the sun roof and walked away. He was cring, "noooooooooooo!!!!" I said, "You'd better get down, it's going to blow!" I then threw him into a hole." Then the BMW was blown to pieces! He told me all he could said was, "You ba-ba-ba-blew up my ba-ba-ba-beemer!" hahahaa
So he went back to sleep and this time same outfit only I was on foot and I had a bazooka! I said, Who's little white house is this?" And I blew up his house and said, "Now where are you going to live you yuppie crap?" Then I said, Who's ice chest of beer is this? Who wants a beer?" And a bunch of cunstrucktion workers came up and drank all of the beer. "Ahhh there's one left! It's for me!" I drank the last beer and then crushed the can on David's head. Really ammusing!
So he went back to sleep and this time same outfit only I was on foot and I had a bazooka! I said, Who's little white house is this?" And I blew up his house and said, "Now where are you going to live you yuppie crap?" Then I said, Who's ice chest of beer is this? Who wants a beer?" And a bunch of cunstrucktion workers came up and drank all of the beer. "Ahhh there's one left! It's for me!" I drank the last beer and then crushed the can on David's head. Really ammusing!