Best. Wingman. Ever.
I so win in that category. I even washed vomit out of her hair with handsoap so she could still get some. I so deserve a prize.
And it was a sign.
And I am now single.
Future advice? If any guy (or girl) tells you what to do, fuck 'em. It isn't worth it.
No "Don't work there, don't wear this" bullshit.
It's me against the world. I kinda like it that way.
And it was a sign.
And I am now single.
Future advice? If any guy (or girl) tells you what to do, fuck 'em. It isn't worth it.
No "Don't work there, don't wear this" bullshit.
It's me against the world. I kinda like it that way.