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speakseverely July 31 2008, 04:56:49 UTC

Aw shucks darlin, I wouldn't ever get sick of you either.

Unless you hoard the porn, then we will have words.

hookahed July 31 2008, 05:14:48 UTC

If you mean the stuff that I'm in, then... we'll need to bargain.

speakseverely July 31 2008, 05:21:12 UTC

Dude if you've got homemade porn, I want to see it right. now. I'd say I've got stuff to trade with but well all my shit got burned up.

hookahed July 31 2008, 05:30:10 UTC

I have ... a couple of tapes. But as I said... they won't come cheap.

I may be cheap, but not these tapes.

They're not recent, mind.

We'll see what we can bargain with.

speakseverely July 31 2008, 05:33:33 UTC

I can so bargain you have no idea. I'm like the Antiques Roadshow of porn, just watch me.

I'll find something extra special.

hookahed July 31 2008, 05:38:03 UTC

Have you actually ever seen antique porn?

Well, you will when you watch mine.

Ba-da-bum.

But seriously, black and white silent movie porn? Mildly distubing.

speakseverely July 31 2008, 05:59:59 UTC

I have actually. Oh shush you're not that old.

Maybe mildly disturbing but not as disturbing as like 60s porn where everyone is hairier then Chewbacca.

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