My Last Qwa’ha Xahn Was Taller 2: The God-King at Pooh Corner
Here is the second of my drabble series ‘My Last Qwa'ha Xahn Was Taller’ in which Illyria seeks a replacement for Wesley from the most inappropriate fandoms possible. The first one was HERE. G, 100 words.
The God-king at Pooh Corner
“Bother,” said Pooh, as Tigger bounced on him and spilt his Hunny.
“Vile creature, I will disembowel you for attacking my Qwa'ha Xahn,” Illyria scolded, grabbing the little tiger by the neck.
“Oh dear,” said Pooh. “Please don’t do that. Tigger’s my friend.”
“Very well, I shall spare him,” Illyria said. “I wish to do violence. Have you no enemies I can rend limb from limb?”
“Well,” said Pooh, “I’m not very fond of Heffalumps.”
“Then I shall slay Heffalumps,” Illyria declared, “and make trophies of their spines.”
“I don’t think Heffalumps have spines,” Pooh said. “You’re thinking of Hedgehogs.”
The God-king at Pooh Corner
“Bother,” said Pooh, as Tigger bounced on him and spilt his Hunny.
“Vile creature, I will disembowel you for attacking my Qwa'ha Xahn,” Illyria scolded, grabbing the little tiger by the neck.
“Oh dear,” said Pooh. “Please don’t do that. Tigger’s my friend.”
“Very well, I shall spare him,” Illyria said. “I wish to do violence. Have you no enemies I can rend limb from limb?”
“Well,” said Pooh, “I’m not very fond of Heffalumps.”
“Then I shall slay Heffalumps,” Illyria declared, “and make trophies of their spines.”
“I don’t think Heffalumps have spines,” Pooh said. “You’re thinking of Hedgehogs.”