Here's 500 Pieces, Go Fuck Yourself
I just watched VH1's Top 100 toys ever and it was honestly one of the funniest things I have ever watched. And so, because I am a giant loser, I saved a few of the funniest lines to share with you:
"I'm pretty sure that Mr. Potato Head is actually Al Roker."
"The beauty of Monopoly was that it let you see how much you hate you family."
"I thought Super Mario Brothers kind of made fun of Italians for chasing girls and money. Then I grew up and realized that is what Italians do."
ON WAGONS:
"If I take off all my clothes will you push me?...No?"
ON LEGOS:
"Leave it to the Danish to come up with somthing practical"
ON CHUTES AND LADDERS:
"It's really a game about life. You wanna ride your bike like that you're gonna break your fucking arm."
Hahaha maybe it was funnier when I was watching it.
"I'm pretty sure that Mr. Potato Head is actually Al Roker."
"The beauty of Monopoly was that it let you see how much you hate you family."
"I thought Super Mario Brothers kind of made fun of Italians for chasing girls and money. Then I grew up and realized that is what Italians do."
ON WAGONS:
"If I take off all my clothes will you push me?...No?"
ON LEGOS:
"Leave it to the Danish to come up with somthing practical"
ON CHUTES AND LADDERS:
"It's really a game about life. You wanna ride your bike like that you're gonna break your fucking arm."
Hahaha maybe it was funnier when I was watching it.