Feb 22, 2005 16:07
woolbright: you know, today, a police came up to me and said that i wuznt allowed to stand where I’m standing, so I moved. I was wondering what would happen to me if I just punched him off his motorcycle and run away.
Me:you would probably had gone to jail.
Woolbright: yea huh? Well, at least I could take a vacation, which is pretty good.
Me: Well, actually, you would be able to take a very long vacation because the school will probably fire you.
Woolbright; Well yea, that’s the bad parts about it.
Someone else: well, there will be free food!
Woolbright: YEA! Free food! That’s the good part about it. But if I were there, I would have to wear those ugly orange jumpsuits that they wear there.
Me: You can take it off!!!
*class cracks up*
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!