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Got the bill from UAB. The IGIV treatment alone was thirty-five thousand dollars. Thanks be to God for insurance 'cause that is some pricey stuff.
And it's just providing more and more 'high maintenance' jokes for Daddy.
Teehee. How I Met Your Mother is hilarious. And now I really want hot wings.
You know, I'm not sure I like the trailers for Bridge to Terabithia. As I understood the book, the story was really more about the friendship between Leslie and Jesse rather than any of their games in Terebithia. The trailers make the story look like a cross between Narnia and Harry Potter with a dash of Lord of the Rings mixed in.
WHOO-HOO! Heroes is on! Quickly now, who's Claire's dad? Linderman or Nathan? It's gotta be one or the other. The arm looks like Nathan's due to the watch, but Linderman is the answer to EVERYTHING in this show.
Heroes commentary has been edited because I forgot a few things
Claude is such a little klepto. An EVIL little klepto. A lovably evil little klepto. And poor Peter. He's got such a "Um...hi. I didn't steal your purse. An invisible man did! I'M NOT CRAZY!" look on his face. He'd better hope they don't call the cops on him because if Claude gets him arrested again, exploding is going to be the least of his worries. Especially when Nathan and PeterelliMum get to him.
zOMG! SYLAR NO EEWWW GROSS IT WAS IN YOUR HEAD! You know, people in TV shows are always able to pull various bits of medical paraphanelia out of themselves with no problem. I'd be a horrible tv person. I'm such a wimp. I can't even look at an IV when it's in my hand. And it'd totally ruin any dramatic tension if I had to hit the nurse call button. "Um, excuse me, can you take this IV out of my hand? I need to bail out the window."
On the other hand, I'm glad he took vengence for the haircut. I liked him better with dorky Clark Kent hair.
Hiro! Ando! Yay! I swear, Hiro has SUCH a pitiful kicked puppy face. I feel as though someone needs to call the SPCA on his behalf. Masi Oka, you are the greatest actor in the entire world and I bow before your kicked puppy face making genius. Look, even Ando is picking up on the ability to make kicked puppy faces. I love you both. You should have your own show. A spin off. "The Wacky Adventures of Hiro and Ando. With Waffles and Porn." (because you have to keep Ando happy.)
Aw, Claude has the same view of people that I do. And Seth, since he just chimed in with "He's right, you know." I've made my little brother cynical and asocial and he's only fourteen. I am *SUCH* a good big sister. And he hasn't even started working retail yet.
Claire, darlin, I'd KILL to be able to regrow a kidney. For serious. It'd save me a lot of trouble.
Sylar gets long quite well with that little fuzzball, doesn't he? For some reason, I think he should take Mr. Muggles along with him. He needs a pet, and I'll bet that cockroach is dead. I want a Sylar/Mr. Muggles OTP! icon.
Sylar's accent is just KILLING me. Do they think that's how we talk? My closed captioning says *southern accent*. That is NOT a southern accent. Nevertheless, I still think he's an awesome villian. I just wish he weren't quite so pretty. I feel bad thinking the pyscho is pretty. It's his eyes. Zach Quinto has pretty eyes. (I feel slightly less guilty saying the actor is pretty.)
Sylar is actually going "WOO! MEXICAN!" Which is funny, 'cause I'd have pegged him as Burger King type. What the heck is he drinking? Or not drinking, rather since he hasn't actually drank any of it since the level in the glass hasn't gone down any. I'm assuming it's iced tea, as that's a very Southern drink and they want to make sure we know they're in the South since my closed captioning feels the need to tell me that Sylar is using a *southern accent* everytime he speaks, (Btw, Texas is NOT South. You do not have a southern accent if you live in Texas. You have a Texan accent. South is everything east of Mississippi and Louisiana.) Anyway, all of that was to say that it's very odd looking iced tea and he should probably put some raspberry syrup in it because that's what I'm using to to sweeten the iced tea that I am drinking at this very moment and it's really quite yummy. Might make him slightly less prone to go off on "I'M SPECIAL!" rants.
Woo! Go Skippy! We love you, Skippy! You rock, Skip-what the heck is he wearing? That is SO not his color.
We love you Isaac, but seriously, you don't need Simone Who Must Die.
Claude, don't you dare make fun of Peter's hair. Embrace the hair. Love the hair. Okay, make fun of the hair. It IS kind of dippy looking. But in a good way.
Peter's ruined yet another jacket. He is singlehandedly keeping Burlington Coat factory in business.
Eeehee. Claude has such a lovely direct approach to save the world. Anytime Peter starts to go bomb like, punch him.
Claude is the new Chuck Norris. Only with punching instead of roundhouse kicking.
That's going to be the oddest scrabble game in the history of Scrabble games.
"E-N-T-R-A-I-L-S...seventy-three points for me!"
"Hi, Jessica."
"How'd you know it was me?"
"Well, so far you've spelled out "Slaughter." "Death" "Evil." and added a "Kill" in front of Dad's "Husband". And also? You've shot at him in the past five minutes.
"He was trying to use proper nouns!"
Do you hear that? It's the sound of millions of Peter/Claire shippers crying out in horror as the owner of that arm is revealed. NATHAN is Claire's dad. Of course! It all makes sense! Claire ruins cheerleading uniforms, Peter ruins jackets. It's a genetic thing! I'll bet we'll find out that MamaPeterelli actually ruins her socks on a regular basis. That's why she keeps stealing them.
zOMG! Previews! Mohinder, NO! Don't ally with Sylar! Are you insane? You're a freakin' college professor? I mean, granted, I don't know if Sylar introduces himself as Sylar or not since I've only saw the preview, but can't you at least recognize his voice from the answering machine message you heard? I always said that boy was dumb. This proves it. Brain slice him, Sylar. He's lowering the collective intelligence of the planet. And then come to work with me because I know a few more people that are doing the same thing. I'll buy you tacos.
This one was WAY better than last weeks. It seems that most of the good ones have Sylar in them. I hope they don't kill him at the end of the season. Or if they do kill him, I hope they can bring Zach Quinto back as Sylar's long lost but totally not evil twin brother. But they have to keep the brain slicing 'cause that's just too cool. He can brain slice for the forces of good! That'd be such a cool bumper sticker. "Have you brain sliced for the forces of good today?"
When are they going to introduce Hana? She's cool!
Now I'm going to go see who got shot on CSI:Miami. My personal theory is that David Caruso wanted Ryan Wolfe killed off because everyone likes Ryan while thinking Horatio is the smuggest, over dramatic, pretentious, wannabe tough guy to every stroll the streets of Miami. And hopes he pokes himself in the eye with those sunglasses. Or at least *I* want him to poke himself with those sunglasses. It's gotten to the point where, if I open my mouth during CSI:Miami, Mama cuts me off with a "Yes, we know. Poke in the eye, it'd be funny."
But it WOULD be. It'd be hilarious! "I believe, there's a sca-GAAAAAAAAH! MY EYE! IT HURTS!"
And it's just providing more and more 'high maintenance' jokes for Daddy.
Teehee. How I Met Your Mother is hilarious. And now I really want hot wings.
You know, I'm not sure I like the trailers for Bridge to Terabithia. As I understood the book, the story was really more about the friendship between Leslie and Jesse rather than any of their games in Terebithia. The trailers make the story look like a cross between Narnia and Harry Potter with a dash of Lord of the Rings mixed in.
WHOO-HOO! Heroes is on! Quickly now, who's Claire's dad? Linderman or Nathan? It's gotta be one or the other. The arm looks like Nathan's due to the watch, but Linderman is the answer to EVERYTHING in this show.
Heroes commentary has been edited because I forgot a few things
Claude is such a little klepto. An EVIL little klepto. A lovably evil little klepto. And poor Peter. He's got such a "Um...hi. I didn't steal your purse. An invisible man did! I'M NOT CRAZY!" look on his face. He'd better hope they don't call the cops on him because if Claude gets him arrested again, exploding is going to be the least of his worries. Especially when Nathan and PeterelliMum get to him.
zOMG! SYLAR NO EEWWW GROSS IT WAS IN YOUR HEAD! You know, people in TV shows are always able to pull various bits of medical paraphanelia out of themselves with no problem. I'd be a horrible tv person. I'm such a wimp. I can't even look at an IV when it's in my hand. And it'd totally ruin any dramatic tension if I had to hit the nurse call button. "Um, excuse me, can you take this IV out of my hand? I need to bail out the window."
On the other hand, I'm glad he took vengence for the haircut. I liked him better with dorky Clark Kent hair.
Hiro! Ando! Yay! I swear, Hiro has SUCH a pitiful kicked puppy face. I feel as though someone needs to call the SPCA on his behalf. Masi Oka, you are the greatest actor in the entire world and I bow before your kicked puppy face making genius. Look, even Ando is picking up on the ability to make kicked puppy faces. I love you both. You should have your own show. A spin off. "The Wacky Adventures of Hiro and Ando. With Waffles and Porn." (because you have to keep Ando happy.)
Aw, Claude has the same view of people that I do. And Seth, since he just chimed in with "He's right, you know." I've made my little brother cynical and asocial and he's only fourteen. I am *SUCH* a good big sister. And he hasn't even started working retail yet.
Claire, darlin, I'd KILL to be able to regrow a kidney. For serious. It'd save me a lot of trouble.
Sylar gets long quite well with that little fuzzball, doesn't he? For some reason, I think he should take Mr. Muggles along with him. He needs a pet, and I'll bet that cockroach is dead. I want a Sylar/Mr. Muggles OTP! icon.
Sylar's accent is just KILLING me. Do they think that's how we talk? My closed captioning says *southern accent*. That is NOT a southern accent. Nevertheless, I still think he's an awesome villian. I just wish he weren't quite so pretty. I feel bad thinking the pyscho is pretty. It's his eyes. Zach Quinto has pretty eyes. (I feel slightly less guilty saying the actor is pretty.)
Sylar is actually going "WOO! MEXICAN!" Which is funny, 'cause I'd have pegged him as Burger King type. What the heck is he drinking? Or not drinking, rather since he hasn't actually drank any of it since the level in the glass hasn't gone down any. I'm assuming it's iced tea, as that's a very Southern drink and they want to make sure we know they're in the South since my closed captioning feels the need to tell me that Sylar is using a *southern accent* everytime he speaks, (Btw, Texas is NOT South. You do not have a southern accent if you live in Texas. You have a Texan accent. South is everything east of Mississippi and Louisiana.) Anyway, all of that was to say that it's very odd looking iced tea and he should probably put some raspberry syrup in it because that's what I'm using to to sweeten the iced tea that I am drinking at this very moment and it's really quite yummy. Might make him slightly less prone to go off on "I'M SPECIAL!" rants.
Woo! Go Skippy! We love you, Skippy! You rock, Skip-what the heck is he wearing? That is SO not his color.
We love you Isaac, but seriously, you don't need Simone Who Must Die.
Claude, don't you dare make fun of Peter's hair. Embrace the hair. Love the hair. Okay, make fun of the hair. It IS kind of dippy looking. But in a good way.
Peter's ruined yet another jacket. He is singlehandedly keeping Burlington Coat factory in business.
Eeehee. Claude has such a lovely direct approach to save the world. Anytime Peter starts to go bomb like, punch him.
Claude is the new Chuck Norris. Only with punching instead of roundhouse kicking.
That's going to be the oddest scrabble game in the history of Scrabble games.
"E-N-T-R-A-I-L-S...seventy-three points for me!"
"Hi, Jessica."
"How'd you know it was me?"
"Well, so far you've spelled out "Slaughter." "Death" "Evil." and added a "Kill" in front of Dad's "Husband". And also? You've shot at him in the past five minutes.
"He was trying to use proper nouns!"
Do you hear that? It's the sound of millions of Peter/Claire shippers crying out in horror as the owner of that arm is revealed. NATHAN is Claire's dad. Of course! It all makes sense! Claire ruins cheerleading uniforms, Peter ruins jackets. It's a genetic thing! I'll bet we'll find out that MamaPeterelli actually ruins her socks on a regular basis. That's why she keeps stealing them.
zOMG! Previews! Mohinder, NO! Don't ally with Sylar! Are you insane? You're a freakin' college professor? I mean, granted, I don't know if Sylar introduces himself as Sylar or not since I've only saw the preview, but can't you at least recognize his voice from the answering machine message you heard? I always said that boy was dumb. This proves it. Brain slice him, Sylar. He's lowering the collective intelligence of the planet. And then come to work with me because I know a few more people that are doing the same thing. I'll buy you tacos.
This one was WAY better than last weeks. It seems that most of the good ones have Sylar in them. I hope they don't kill him at the end of the season. Or if they do kill him, I hope they can bring Zach Quinto back as Sylar's long lost but totally not evil twin brother. But they have to keep the brain slicing 'cause that's just too cool. He can brain slice for the forces of good! That'd be such a cool bumper sticker. "Have you brain sliced for the forces of good today?"
When are they going to introduce Hana? She's cool!
Now I'm going to go see who got shot on CSI:Miami. My personal theory is that David Caruso wanted Ryan Wolfe killed off because everyone likes Ryan while thinking Horatio is the smuggest, over dramatic, pretentious, wannabe tough guy to every stroll the streets of Miami. And hopes he pokes himself in the eye with those sunglasses. Or at least *I* want him to poke himself with those sunglasses. It's gotten to the point where, if I open my mouth during CSI:Miami, Mama cuts me off with a "Yes, we know. Poke in the eye, it'd be funny."
But it WOULD be. It'd be hilarious! "I believe, there's a sca-GAAAAAAAAH! MY EYE! IT HURTS!"