I am so voting for Batman in the next election.
Except for the fact that I don't LIKE Batman. Maybe I could vote for Nightcrawler. He seems to be reasonably sane, which is more than I can say for most politicians. Why vote for a power hungry, souless politician when you can instead vote for a wise cracking, teleporting, fuzzy German mutant? A BLUE fuzzy German mutant! BLUE!
And he'd have a better grasp of the English language, too.
In case you're wondering, that was inspired by this link. It cracked me up. I love Batman's little write in ballot. His handwriting sucks.
From this day forward, whenever I am asked to choose between two evils in office, I will instead vote for Nightcrawler.
Because Batman's a jerk. He's the DC version of Spiderman. Although Spiderman is not a jerk, he's just a wimp...and rather stupid. Is a jerk worse than a wimp?
I think so. At least you feel slightly sorry for the wimp. Except when the wimp is Spiderman, whom I detest most out of the Marvel line up. Even the Avengers aren't as bad as he is. And I LOATHE the Avengers. They're mean to the X-men and Thor gets annoying after more than two pages.
Darn it, this was going to be my NON-geeky journal.
Ah well, que sera sera. We all knew that was a lost cause.
Storm should be Secretary of the Interior.
And he'd have a better grasp of the English language, too.
In case you're wondering, that was inspired by this link. It cracked me up. I love Batman's little write in ballot. His handwriting sucks.
From this day forward, whenever I am asked to choose between two evils in office, I will instead vote for Nightcrawler.
Because Batman's a jerk. He's the DC version of Spiderman. Although Spiderman is not a jerk, he's just a wimp...and rather stupid. Is a jerk worse than a wimp?
I think so. At least you feel slightly sorry for the wimp. Except when the wimp is Spiderman, whom I detest most out of the Marvel line up. Even the Avengers aren't as bad as he is. And I LOATHE the Avengers. They're mean to the X-men and Thor gets annoying after more than two pages.
Darn it, this was going to be my NON-geeky journal.
Ah well, que sera sera. We all knew that was a lost cause.
Storm should be Secretary of the Interior.