Dinner Conversation
While having dinner/dessert last night, a few friends and I discussed some of the more interesting relationships we have had in the past.
In no particular order (also, these happened to one of us, but I will not tell to whom):
• Bruises caused by a "healthy" girl being on top during sex
• During the second "date", she goes commando and offers oral sex during drive home
• Girl tried to commit suicide
• Girl asked to have her boobs massaged constantly due to a bad implant
• Sweetest girl showing her true psycho colors a few months into the relationship
• Having a Facebook stalker
There's more, but that's all I can recall at the moment. No wonder I'm enjoying being single.
In no particular order (also, these happened to one of us, but I will not tell to whom):
• Bruises caused by a "healthy" girl being on top during sex
• During the second "date", she goes commando and offers oral sex during drive home
• Girl tried to commit suicide
• Girl asked to have her boobs massaged constantly due to a bad implant
• Sweetest girl showing her true psycho colors a few months into the relationship
• Having a Facebook stalker
There's more, but that's all I can recall at the moment. No wonder I'm enjoying being single.