can lighters graduate?
mike (my blue lighter) is going to graduate soon. he is going to go from little mike to teenage mike. yes i know that technically lighters cant gromup, but this one is special. it is going to graduate dammit. the reason for this celebration is becasue little mike is almost out of lighter fluid, and becuase i dont know how to refill it, i bought a new one, that is an older version of mike. I AM SO INSANE. my plans for tomorrow might have been squashed. there they are lying in the middle of the road. say hi to them when you drive by. for those of you who dont know what i am talking about, i was supposed to go to the movies with joey tomorrow night, but becasue i am a major procrastonater i didnt ask my mom about it until about 30 minutes ago. yes i know, please dont yell at me. the conversation with my mom was very awkward. here is a abridged recap:
ME: mom can i go to the movies tomorrow night?
MOM: with who?
ME: a friend.
MOM: joey?
ME: yes.
MOM: just the two of you?
ME: yes. (she give me a weird look) oh come on mom im 15
MOM: i dont know, i will have to mull over it.
ME: please mom.
MOM: i will get back to you, let me think about it.
and so i left the room and here i am. what does she think we're gonna do, have sex in the movie theater? only sluts and a certain girl i go to school with do that. i will not name her but let me just say, skank is her middle name. haha. i need to talk to someone sane. i am seriously loosing it. unfortunatly i cant call one of my friends, because like me, they are all insane. CARE, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE. haha. i gotta go nag my mom. if she doesnt say yes i might kill myself, of her, or anyone.
a special note for chrissy: guess what song im listenting to........nope wrong..........wrong again........give up yet..........ok one more guess and then ill tell you..........EL SCORCHO............I AM LISTENING TO EL SCORCHO. goddamn those half japanesse girls. hehe. i must go bask in the weezer goodness. peace chicas.
ME: mom can i go to the movies tomorrow night?
MOM: with who?
ME: a friend.
MOM: joey?
ME: yes.
MOM: just the two of you?
ME: yes. (she give me a weird look) oh come on mom im 15
MOM: i dont know, i will have to mull over it.
ME: please mom.
MOM: i will get back to you, let me think about it.
and so i left the room and here i am. what does she think we're gonna do, have sex in the movie theater? only sluts and a certain girl i go to school with do that. i will not name her but let me just say, skank is her middle name. haha. i need to talk to someone sane. i am seriously loosing it. unfortunatly i cant call one of my friends, because like me, they are all insane. CARE, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE. haha. i gotta go nag my mom. if she doesnt say yes i might kill myself, of her, or anyone.
a special note for chrissy: guess what song im listenting to........nope wrong..........wrong again........give up yet..........ok one more guess and then ill tell you..........EL SCORCHO............I AM LISTENING TO EL SCORCHO. goddamn those half japanesse girls. hehe. i must go bask in the weezer goodness. peace chicas.