So...
How many days until that challenge?
...
*whimpers*
Dude..I know that there are some closet HP people on my f-list. Or you've at least thought about it? I need submerse myself even more into the fandom. Bwahaha!
Dude. I know I'm missing JC crap something fierce.
Dude...When did I start saying Dude? I have so lost respect for myself.
And since my posting schedule will be sporadic, I shall leave you with this:
Crack!fic Number 3: Britney’s Story-I'm Not a girl, not yet a Beast
(Britney's Dad shall be forever known as husband, since I have no interest, whatsoever, in whatever the hell his name is.)
In the beginning…
*lightning crackles in the distance*
Baby: Bahh! Waahh! (for reference, see ‘Everytime’)
Lynne: *post birth* Holy Shit.
Husband: Aww, a little girl…I shall name it Squishy and it shall be my very best friend.
Lynne: *looks at him warily* How about Britney?
Husband: *shrugs* That’ll work too.
Signs of Early Talent…
Lynne: Bryan, have you seen your baby sister?
Bryan: *shrugs*
5 minutes later
Lynne: *sighs* Is there any specific reason why she’s naked?
Bryan: She said she wanted to be like Madonna.
Lynne: Oh lord…
To be continued...
...
*whimpers*
Dude..I know that there are some closet HP people on my f-list. Or you've at least thought about it? I need submerse myself even more into the fandom. Bwahaha!
Dude. I know I'm missing JC crap something fierce.
Dude...When did I start saying Dude? I have so lost respect for myself.
And since my posting schedule will be sporadic, I shall leave you with this:
Crack!fic Number 3: Britney’s Story-I'm Not a girl, not yet a Beast
(Britney's Dad shall be forever known as husband, since I have no interest, whatsoever, in whatever the hell his name is.)
In the beginning…
*lightning crackles in the distance*
Baby: Bahh! Waahh! (for reference, see ‘Everytime’)
Lynne: *post birth* Holy Shit.
Husband: Aww, a little girl…I shall name it Squishy and it shall be my very best friend.
Lynne: *looks at him warily* How about Britney?
Husband: *shrugs* That’ll work too.
Signs of Early Talent…
Lynne: Bryan, have you seen your baby sister?
Bryan: *shrugs*
5 minutes later
Lynne: *sighs* Is there any specific reason why she’s naked?
Bryan: She said she wanted to be like Madonna.
Lynne: Oh lord…
To be continued...