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gotta get down on Friday, everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
pg-13 ninja pairings, hunhan, baekyeol, krislay, joondae, kaisoo
2,259 wc
part 1 | part 2 | part 3
To: Kim Jongin
From: Oh Sehun
Subject: wru -_-
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you've missed advance calculus and physics. where the fuq ru?
idek why kyungsoo-hyung is so stiff right here beside me. what did you say yesterday? did you fuq him? is that why he’s all stiff while sitting? -3-
come to school jongin. or ru avoiding confrontation. omg ru stupid or st.
Sehun @-@
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To: Oh Sehun
From: Kim Jongin
Subject: all your fault
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he didn't reply to me yesterday.
i invited him to baekhyun-hyung's party tomorrow but he didn't say yes. he didn't say no either but i don't know what to think anymore. i'm afraid to face him. i know i dodged all his questions yesterday but i promised him answers tomorrow.
i wanted to confess in a perfect way and tomorrow would be the best day but he didn't reply if he's coming. will you ask him for me, please?
and no, i didn't fuck him. i'm not that kind of guy. you know i'm actually serious about hyung.
so please will you ask him? i promise i won't punch you tomorrow because you know, it wouldn't be like this if you managed to control your blabber mouth.
kim jongin
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To: Kim Jongin
From: Oh Sehun
Subject: Re: all your fault
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ru kidding me? you should thank me bc if it isn't for my help, you will never have the balls to confess negl. srsly, come to school and ask him yourself. imho emails are not the way to go with kyungsoo-hyung. i check my phone far more times in an hour than he does in a week tbh.
and jfc you’re being too emotional over this you diq. i didn't know you were this stupid. =.=
Sehun @-@
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To: Oh Sehun
From: Kim Jongin
Subject: fine
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wise words from an idiot. did you fix your own relationship yet?
i'm on my way.
kim jongin
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To: Kim Jongin
From: Oh Sehun
Subject: really
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i hope you fuqing trip you ungrateful asshole. T^T
and there’s nothing wrong with my relationship with luhan tysm.
Sehun -_-
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To: Zhang Yixing
From: Park Chanyeol
Subject: PHONE
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SORRY. THE TECH PEOPLE TOLD ME IT WOULD BE ANOTHER WEEK BEFORE THEY CAN REPLACE MY PHONE AND THE SHIFT IS A LOST CAUSE.
JOONMYUN-HYUNG TOLD ME TO HOLD ON TO THIS A LITTLE LONGER.
SORRY.
Park Chanyeol
Travel Agent
EXO Travel and Tours
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To: Kim Joonmyun
From: Zhang Yixing
Subject: Fw: PHONE
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SORRY. THE TECH PEOPLE TOLD ME IT WOUD BE ANOTHER WEEK BEFORE THEY CAN REPLACE MY KEYPAD BECAUSE THE SHIFT IS A LOST CAUSE.
JOONMYUN-HYUNG TOLD ME TO HOLD ON TO THIS A LITTLE LONGER.
SORRY.
His clients would think they are talking to a retard. Do you want that? Our nice little professional image is ruined!
How can we not spare a few bucks from the company’s petty cash?
Zhang Yixing
Travel Agent
EXO Travel and Tours
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To: Zhang Yixing
From: Kim Joonmyun
Subject: Re: Fw: PHONE
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Yixing -
I pay you to work diligently not to whine. And Chanyeol’s clients are not your problem. They already think he’s a little special since the start.
Why don’t you try working for a change?
Sincerely,
Kim Joonmyun
Manager
EXO Travel and Tours
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To: Kim Joonmyun
Cc: Park Chanyeol
From: Zhang Yixing
Subject: vacation
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Fine. You guys win.
I’m taking advantage of my accumulated vacation benefits. I’m leaving early today and I’m not going to work tomorrow and the Monday after. I have some prior plans.
Zhang Yixing
Travel Agent
EXO Travel and Tours
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To: Kris
From: Zhang Yixing
Subject: Free
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Where are you working again? Can I come over? I know you received my email but you haven’t answered my question.
Zhang Yixing
Travel Agent
EXO Travel and Tours
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To: Zhang Yixing ; Park Chanyeol
; Kim Jongdae ; Employees
From: Kim Joonmyun
Subject: No Work Schedule
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Everyone -
Work for tomorrow, Saturday August 18, 2012, is cancelled.
I know almost everybody at the line management will be attending Park Chanyeol’s party therefore I am postponing work tomorrow. We will be compensating for this impromptu holiday by holding a half-day work on Sunday August 19, 2012.
Please be advised that even if you come to work tomorrow, your work hours will not be counted.
Sincerely,
Kim Joonmyun
Manager
EXO Travel and Tours
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To: Byun Baekhyun
From: Park Chanyeol
Subject: AWWYIZ
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JOONMYUN-HYUNG CANCELLED MY WORK TOMORROW AND HE’S GOING TO THE PARTY HYUNNIE! THERE WILL BE A LOT OF PEOPLE AND I’M EXCITED. WE’LL HAVE LOTS OF FUN TOMORROW.
I’LL MAKE SURE TO BUY SOME WHIP CREAM OKAY. I KNOW YOU LIKE IT WHEN I USE WHIP CREAM.
Park Chanyeol
Travel Agent
EXO Travel and Tours
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To: Park Chanyeol
From: Byun Baekhyun
Subject: Re: AWWYIZ
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Oh Yeollieeeeeeeee~~ I’m excited too! I’m sure will see lots of drama tomorroooow! I throw the best parties, don’t I?!?!
Yeeeees! I love whip cream! I think I still have some leftover chocolate syrup from last niiiiight! I’m going to bring it okaaay!
Love you Yeollieee!! Kisseeeees!
Byun Baekhyun
Stylist, Time Control Studios
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To: Zhang Yixing
From: Kris
Subject: Re: Free
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My arms are still aching I did not go to work maybe next time but I am definitely coming on Saturday
I am number one
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To: Oh Sehun
From: Lu Han
Subject: You’re done right?
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Babe!
I know your classes end at exactly 4:30pm and it’s at bldg I-A so I’m going to pick you up, okay? I hope you’re not with that guy who looks a lot like Jongin again. I saw him giving you indiscreet looks from the library yesterday. Who was he again?
I’m closing the shop early today. My customer from the other day, the one with the manga face, came back today but Zitao saw him and they quickly left. I definitely saw those heated looks between them. I think they know each other before.
Anyway, I have some place to be tomorrow so I won’t be able to meet you but I’ll make up for it tonight. You’re not sore anymore, are you?
Hugs and kisses, Luhan.
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To: Kris
From: Zhang Yixing
Subject: You’re not avoiding me are you
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About time you finally replied.
Well, that’s fine as long as you’re coming. Be on your best behaviour tomorrow, alright? And for god’s sake, control your facial muscles. It’s not hard to smile once in a while.
Go to my condo a little after 3pm tomorrow. We’ll go there together.
Zhang Yixing
Travel Agent
EXO Travel and Tours
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To: Lu Han
From: Oh Sehun
Subject: Re: You’re done right?
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lmao you're sounding too stalker-ish again okay. ~o~ i told you he's just jongin's childhood bff and my classmate in tax. you don't have to worry my bb ofc you're my one and only. <333
zitao did? do you think they are... fuqing right now? -~-
you know i'm never too sore for you. OuO and yeah, me too. jongin and i have somewhere to go to tomorrow. i'm totes gonna bring my cam because jongin is planning some candlelight shit for kyungsoo-hyung. i'll make sure to bring some spare condom and lube for them. ^^
and they’re actually missing rn huh.
cu in a while ^3^
Sehun @o@
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To: Oh Sehun
From: Lu Han
Subject: Why?
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I think you’re too interested in Zitao’s life. Is there something I should know?
I’m five minutes away from your school. Don’t worry babe, I’ll make sure to take care of you properly tonight. Make sure to tell your parents you’ll spend the night at Jongin’s place, okay? See you!
Hugs and kisses, Luhan.
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To: Huang Zitao
From: Oh Sehun
Subject: somebody else
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i heard from luhan that you left with somebody and didn't come back.
ru seeing somebody atm? i'm just curious, yk.
we're both going to baekhyun-hyung's party aren't we? just making sure, kk.
Sehun o.o
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To: Lu Han ; Zhang Yixing
From: Kim Minseok
Subject: Tomorrow.
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Are we all going there together? I might have to pick-up my girlfriend first at f(x)’s Bakery.
P.S. Bring sunblocks.
Kim Minseok
Manager, Time Control Studios
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To: Kim Minseok
Cc: Lu Han
From: Zhang Yixing
Subject: Pass
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No, I’m going with my date. I’ll see you both at the resort?
Zhang Yixing
Travel Agent
EXO Travel and Tours
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To: Kim Minseok
From: Lu Han
Subject: Re: Tomorrow.
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I’m going with you. My Sehun has something else planned with Jongin tomorrow.
Let’s meet at around 2pm, my place? That’s would give us plenty of time to pick her up after. f(x) Bakery is just straight down the street from me.
Love, Luhan.
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To: Zhang Yixing
From: Kim Minseok
Subject: Re: Pass
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Alright. Luhan and I will be going together. Where are you right now, anyway? Jongdae mentioned that you left early today.
P.S. He’s bringing your manager, you know.
Kim Minseok
Manager, Time Control Studios
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To: Kim Minseok
From: Zhang Yixing
Subject: Re: Re: Pass
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Is that why Joonmyun-hyung is cancelling work tomorrow?! Oh god, you cousin is moving up the list fast.
I’m at home, packing some things. I’m probably staying there far longer than an overnight. I was about to go to his workplace today but he said he didn’t go to work. Apparently, we still need to work on our communications. He clearly doesn’t use email often.
And he sucks at punctuation marks.
Zhang Yixing
Travel Agent
EXO Travel and Tours
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To: Oh Sehun
From: Huang Zitao
Subject: Re: somebody else
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Are you somehow jealous?
No, I’m not really seeing anybody right now. It’s just my ex and we’re both surprised to see each other. He left the country when we’re together and I didn’t know that he was finally back. He got some new tattoos so we went back to his place and, well, talked.
Yeah, I’ll see you tomorrow. Luhan-ge won’t be there, right?
HZTao
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To: Zhang Yixing
From: Kim Minseok
Subject: Speaking of.
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Now that you mention it, my lead photographer is absent today. He took a half-day yesterday and now he didn’t come to work. These are definitely grounds for firing considering that I hired him only a few days ago but unfortunately, it’s not easy to find photographers these days.
He also creates great shots and his face definitely attracts clients so I’m not going to complain. Much.
Anyway, I’m off to close the studio. Chanyeol’s already here and he has cans of whipped cream. I don’t want to know what they’re up to tonight. Or tomorrow, for that matter.
I’ll see you and your punctuation-defective man tomorrow.
P.S. You really know how to pick them, don’t you?
P.P.S. And dearest god, please restrain yourself on any bone-jumping activities tomorrow please. Or keep it somewhere private. I don’t want the repeat of Luhan and Sehun. That was traumatizing.
Kim Minseok
Manager, Time Control Studios
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To: Kim Jongin
From: Do Kyungsoo
Subject: Hi
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Thank you for that wonderful, majestic, amazing dinner. You didn’t have to spend so, so, so much just for me, you know but I loved it. So loved it.
I’m looking forward, really excited, for tomorrow. I know I already said it earlier but yeah, I’m so, so, sorry for making you feel pressured yesterday. I just. I don’t know, I just wanted to make sure.
But yeah, I’ll see you tomorrow Jongin-ah.
DO Kyungsoo
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To: Huang Zitao
From: Oh Sehun
Subject: no
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wtf no. i'm not jealous okay. i'm not. okay. =_=
yeah, luhan isn't coming bc he's going somewhere else. we can talk and help jongin the idiot propose to his date. and no, not a marriage proposal. he's an idiot like that.
have to cut this short, luhan's abt done from the shower i think.
Sehun ^^
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To: Oh Sehun
From: Kim Jongin
Subject: he replied!!!
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sehun, sehun, sehun, my best friend! kyungsoo-hyung replied!
i'm excited for tomorrow okay! everything has to be perfect, you'll help me out won't you? of course you will!
so, walk on the beach or moonlight dinner? i can't decide! oh god, i'm going to fail this confession.
kim jongin
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To: Kim Jongin
From: Oh Sehun
Subject: Re: he replied!!!
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i'm having sex atm. ttyl.
Sehun ^^
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To: Oh Sehun
From: Kim Jongin
Subject: thank you
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thank you so fucking much for killing my mood. you know i didn't really need to know that, you fucker.
anyway, i can think a bit clearer now. i just have to forget that image of you and luhan-hyung. eww okay. fucking gross.
i'll see you tomorrow.
kim jongin
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To: Park Chanyeol
From: Byun Baekhyun
Subject: I loooooooove youuuuuu
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I really looooove licking whipped cream off of youuuu okay! Tomorrow we’ll do the chocolate syrup agaaain!
I’m super excited for tomorrow Yeollieee! Let’s just watch how the events will unfold! This is better than the series we’re watching isn’t iiiiit?!
So come on back to beeeed! I already miss youuuu. Get me something from the fridge okaaay? All those positions made me soooo hungry!
Byun Baekhyun
Stylist, Time Control Studios
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"AWWYIZ" dedicated to my best friend who actively tries to ruin my school life tysfm, abbie.
actually, this whole fic is dedicated to her. orz
i'm a cockblock okay. i'm sorry. sobs. part 3 on saturday gaiz. ^^
don't hit me okay. i'm now off to study for my tests. yes, plural.