Don't give me that look.

Sep 10, 2010 01:59

You shall build a Romano fence.
You shall build a Romano fence.
We don't have many Romanos.
Well, in Spain, we got quite a few.
A Romano fence is exactly what you would think it is. A Romano fence keeps Romanos from being hit by cars.
Those Romanos that were climbing Romanos couldn't climb over the Romano fence!
Why?
It was Romano-Proof.
How?
It was three feet high!

The same thing is going to happen to Siesta care. And one of these days, a boss from SPain's gonna come back home and
build a Romano fence! Build a Romano fence!
We need a Russia fence!
You shall build a Romano fence!
And I don't know of a Russian can go over a fence or not.
Or if a beleagured Sealand can swim underneath a yacht.
Build a Romano fence! Build a Romano fence! Build a Romano fence!
The more I drink the more this world meeting is making sense!
If Romanos are becoming doctors, we need a defense.
How shall we protect ourselves?
You shall build a Romano fence.
*AWESOME INERMISSION*

"I thank the people of Germany for electing me as your next European conquerer! Kesesese!"
He's...a different kind of country.
Are you trying to say that he's a lesbian?
"But I know who I am - I'm the awesome Prussia! And I have a little bird!"
He's got the kind of treatment normally reserved for head cases.
Writing in his journal about some other lesbians from German bars.
He's Gilbert! He drives a trabant!
He's Gilbert! ...Europe is fucked!
Russia told us today what he's going to focus on is
kol
kol
kol.
And don't forget about Kol!
I am focused on Kol Kol Kol!
For one Ioann Sokol!
He put Ukrainan rations on the backburner, the backburner for now.
Comrades, comrades, comrades, come on down. Kol, kol, kol, kol!
You shall build a Romano fence!

I'll send you to the kol, kol, kol-
When we build that fence, we shall pay out rents.
I gotta stand in line for a piece of bread!
Before I wake up dead!
Kol kol kol~!
What it seems America is truly worried about is...

Burgers. Burgers. Burgers. Burgers.
The Big Mac belongs to the country of America! It was all meant to be.
Its all destiny.
We got the best constitution, the best freedom, the best aliens!
What a hero shows is that he can persevere! We overcame two eyebrows! Overcame a fat Russian! And the world is taking notice. We've got some of the strongest nuclear bombs. We're the heroes!
Best nuclear bombs, best heroes, best Romano fence, best Kol!
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