Cohabitating Amusement
Okay, so today I was doing my shoeslinging type thing. For the most part, the day went as most Sundays go, which was busy and full of a greater number of annoying people. However, there was one moment during the day that was of great amusement to me. Okay, so I'm heading back into the back to get some shoes for this lady right? Her husband is keeping an eye on the three year old who has a little stuffed chick and is playing with it. I distinctly hear him say "Aww, are you choking the chicken?" and then she of course went "Yeah!" It's a good thing I was halfway into the back because I keeled over and immediately died. There are just some things that just shouldn't be said to a three year old daughter! That broke some kind of father/daughter law of universal physics or something. My god. It took a few moments to recover from that one.
Oh yes, and of further amusement, I read something in the paper recently about an Anti Cohabitation Law in North Carolina being struck down by a judge. It is over two hundred years old and basically makes it against the law for unmarried couples to live together. And in a few rare cases, it's actually been enforced!
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Yeah, exactly. I have been in league with criminals! But all is well now and my Master Plan can continue onward unimpeded. Muahaha.
>>Spazz Out
Oh yes, and of further amusement, I read something in the paper recently about an Anti Cohabitation Law in North Carolina being struck down by a judge. It is over two hundred years old and basically makes it against the law for unmarried couples to live together. And in a few rare cases, it's actually been enforced!
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Yeah, exactly. I have been in league with criminals! But all is well now and my Master Plan can continue onward unimpeded. Muahaha.
>>Spazz Out