Obviously it isn't so much the sense of impending buttsex that weirds me out, it's how fakey that word feels. It sets my teeth on edge and calls to mind girls who are trying really hard to be cute, girls who honestly 'miaow' at guys and demand tummy rubs. I find it all incredibly off putting and it never fails to make me make a face of disgust. I'm pretty sure that guys can smell contrived adorability coming just as accurately as girls can pick out a really lame pickup line.
Come on, you don't have to try to be adorable! We all have little quirks that somebody finds terribly endearing. Warping a poor defenseless language any further is just sad.
...look what you made me do. No tiny sweatervests for you, Professor!
Well, whatever angle works! I do advocate against buttsex between characters never meant to have buttsex, but that is not the purpose here. The purpose is the elimination of 'teh'. Anything else is just gravy!
Hmm...that's okay! I am the hip prof. I've already made reference to X3, Linkin Park, William Shatner, and the Carolina Hurricanes in lectures. ^^
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Because I am a squealing fangirl who has buttsex in rp. A lot. Amazing amounts of it. Hell, why do you think I'm in charge of the pard.
Oh wait, for damn good rp. My bad.
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Just so long as you remember one crucial, crucial fact: Deacon Frost doesn't do buttsex. At all. No exceptions.
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*runs and hides now*
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Come on, you don't have to try to be adorable! We all have little quirks that somebody finds terribly endearing. Warping a poor defenseless language any further is just sad.
...look what you made me do. No tiny sweatervests for you, Professor!
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Hmm...that's okay! I am the hip prof. I've already made reference to X3, Linkin Park, William Shatner, and the Carolina Hurricanes in lectures. ^^
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Wait, this present looks suspiciously like a bomb badly disquised with merely a ribbon...*rubs chin and ponders*
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Oow...my ribs...
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