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Warning: A bit O' bad language and like...60+ pics. Some suggestive themes (but what else do you excpect from a Legacy ;D).
Oh yeah, possibly some n00bish technical glitches, too. I'm trying.
Previously: Our founder, Roxanne (who lives in a teeny shack behind a big ass house) found herself a man...then dumped him for a better looking man by whom she got knocked up. Wow, that was a bad recap. =/
And that's how a preggo sim freak prioritizes ;]
This is why I made her a romance/family sim.
Conflicting wants are extremily amusing.
Or is it just me?
Sweet Jesus.
Well, now that they have a crapload of money, I'll move them in to the real house after the kid's born.
Mmmm.
I like that uniform. Scientists are kinda sexy, doncha think?
Or is it just me again?
Pop Numero Due.
*knows italian and flaunts it*
And here's the pre-baby spam everyone else puts up.
Cutee <3
My pregnant Sims practically live on confort soup.
Looks disgusting to me, but it solves hunger and comfort at the same time.
So, there ya go.
Baby!
Look how Roxanne's writhing in pain, and Ray's smiling and playing chess.
LOL.
Kinda creepy, actually...
But, meet Skyer Clarke!
Cute lil' boy with his mommy's eyes and...brown hair!?!
Where'd that come from?
I know for a fact that she didn't sleep with him.
Mind impregnation?
Considering how they now have a child and a crapload of money, I figured I'd let them in to the bigger house.
Kinda ceremonious, doncha think?
...Kay, not really.
Inside downstairs
And upstairs (I add more on later, because I didn't realize I'd need more room).
Infancy was extremily boring. All that happened was them going to work, Roxanne puking and or skilling, etc.
So we move on to Skyer's birthday!
(I'm pretty sure Ray can be arrested for doing that...)
(Sorry 'bout the bad lighting)
He's cute but....
BROWN HAIR??
DDDDD:
Here's a bit O' Pic Spam:
Gotta say; he doesn't seem like the happiest child evar.
That might be the one serious point, though...
Very good kid...
When he's not hungry.
Skyer: FOOD! MRAWR! *turns to Hulk*
Skyer: Tee-hee, I has bottle! :D
Such a sweat heart. <3
Figured it's about time I got them engaged.
Everyone LOL at Ray's face!
Sorry, dearie. It had to be done.
(She gained like, 5000 points right before this pic was taken...)
All this was going on at the same time in the Clarke House:
This family has some amazing prioritizing skills.
And I just realized the kitchen and master bed have the same wall paper. Oops.
She really does not handle Prengancy well.
She puked like, four times.
That entire morning was me trying to feed her, because her hunger bar was real low, but then she'd run upstairs and puke it back up, so I'd have to feed her again.
Poor thing. But we need heirs somehow.
Here is their super-classy wedding. In the diningroom. While the bride was pregnant with their 2nd kid:
D'awwwww.
POP NUMBAH ONE!
LOL She looks like a pumpkin with those PJ's.
So, she spent her mat. leave teaching Skyer some skills (because he's dangerously close to aging up >.<)
Glowing kids FTW!
And no more glow ):
You know what comes next...
PIXELY PREGGO POTTY TRAINING FACES!
Say that 7 times fast.
Ugh. I liked your old work clothes better D<
*Hopes for cute little alien spawns...but gets none*
We can still look at his creeper face =D.
PUMPKIN POP!
And Ray, having dirty dreams...
Mmkay, so he's far into the science career track, yet he can't play chess by himself?
Hon, you worry me.
Time for the babbyyyy!
Ray: DAMN IT! My wife is making too much noise, and I can't concentrate on beating myself at chess!
So, here's our new girl, Freya Clarke.
She's a total brother clone...with BROWN HAIR.
WHERE ARE MY REDHEAD SPAWNS???
Freya: *get's suffocated by her mother's chest*
Ray, your first daughter was just born, but you'd rather make the bed than go see her?
Roxanne definately didn't marry you for your brains.
That's not what she wants.
Ray: OMG, what do I do with it!?!
He made it as a scientist, yet he can't figure this out.
The kids better not get any of your stupid, mister.
So, our little genious managed to put the baby back in her crib, but stood there bitching about how he had to use the bathroom for over a sim hour. Really, he didn't seem this stupid before he moved in...
(No, he didn't piss his pants. Almost though -__-)
Look like we've got a birthday!
Make that a double!
Here's Skyer, an aspiring pirate...
And brown-haired little Freya!
See? Brother clone.
Actually...here she does look kinda different.
I think they have different noses. Skyer's is more upturned. Amirite?
Yeah, definately different noses.
And there go my chances at sibling rivalry.
Awww, he looks so lonely )':
Who else would go sit with him right now?
Roxanne: Well, it's better she learns at an early age...
Ray: *is a stud*
Skyer: Yeah, you're right. Mommy's such a babe!
0__0
Ray, you just lost privelages to eat with your son.
Cute symultanious clean up is cute.
First day of school on the purple bus!
Hey, she's pretty.
Can you marry bus drivers?
Figured since she hadn't been to work in over a week, it was time for her to go.
And she missed her carpool because the fuggin' nanny was late -_-
NO. That is NOT the Nanny named Fran.
Anyone who make's a default replacement for that will have my undying love.
Although Calista is very zen.
Calista: Where's the hungry bitch!?!?!
Hide, Freya!
And that's all I have for joo today. Hope you liked!
TBC...