What I Hate

Aug 02, 2009 11:31

So I spent an hour writing so what, maybe this will make people stop doing the things I hate, and make it a better online world.

LJ:

Creamuts the LJ user that can't stop making shit brushes which s/he basically turns everything into a brush set and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Annoying icons the recurrent theme: shit pastel coloured graphics that people can't stop vomitting out (We're sooo Artsy! WoooWoo! Vintage Colouring!! LOVEUS)

Mean Icon Makers The ones that are afraid to tell you what font they used, the ones that will thank you for the compliments but resent you for asking where they got the texture/brush/font; they most likely stole from someone else but also "forgot" to give credit to. Bullshit.

Amateur Icon Makers The ones that make EVERYTHING into 100x100 and call it an icon, no credit, they basically credit Google Images, the overly filtered/selective coloured PSYCHODELICAAAAA!!!!! shit

Icon Posters That Make You Join Their Community Before You Can See The Rest Of Their Icons - Fuck you I don't need more communities, don't share your "artistic" skills, god. If I joined, I'd spite you and not credit you anyways because you made me join.

The Base Icons But Aren't Actually Bases the ones that are just pictures, cropped and selective coloured, nothing else, no text, no thought, just some pastelized thin thin model in a crippled pose with dead eyes

Mothers That Can't Stop Making Icons Of Their Children there are people out there that will take your children

People That Make Flashing Icons In Fucking Pastel Colours and Pixel Blinky Stars and Grids and and Grafitti Like Fonts Omfg vomit.

Flattened/Stretched Icons Are you visually impaired? CAN'T YOU SEE YOUR SCREENCAPPED BASE IS STRETCHED WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU. YOU DON'T KEEP ON AND FILTER IT AND PUT TEXTURES ALL OVER IT, I CAN STILL SEE YOUR SHIT CHOICE OF SCREENCAPS.

Twilight Kristen Stewart looks like a vampire outside of filming and she's not even a vampire yet, so stop trying to make her pretty, even with the colour gradients you Lightened and lowed the opacity to, she's still not going to be better. The reason they picked her was because Bella was supposed to look plain and boring with no character. Stephanie Meyer said so. RobPattz doesn't shower god.

Online:

TWILIGHT This: http://www.fashionunder100.net/2009/07/kristen-stewarts-style-for-9523.html I don't understand WHY anyone would want to look like that mop of shit. See above @ Twilight. Please know that the series is shit. That Stephenie Meyer purposely gave Bella no character so that every delusional teenager/20somethings (goodgod.) can relate themselves to Bella and see that one day a diamond speckled pasty assed Michaelangel's David statue will come alive and lust for your blood, especially the days you're on your period. Makes him crazy when you bleed from your cunt.

Basically Stephenie Meyers, knows you have a low self esteem, knows that you too, can lust after this non-existant being the way that he appears in her dreams at night, and profits off your plain Jane hands. Oh well it just means Vancouver can get a bit of money when they film here. Whatevs, as long it doesn't bring in a Noah'sarcful of illiterate tourists and pollute our province. Shit that'll happen next year's Winter Olympics.

Twitter: When South American teenagers can't stfu and stop telling McFly to go back to Brazil/Other SA country or follow them back. There's a big chance that the McFlyers don't understand Spanish or Portugese. A lot of times they're very rude to the band members' girlfriends that also have Twitter. STFU! They JUST came back from SA. God. - Now I know that McFly isn't great. Their last album, "RadioActive" or " We're not Creative" was shit. But McFly gives me a bit of a nostalgic feeling, and I loved them when they were good in 2001-2005 so RIP Old McFly, other than that they're really cute when they talk with their GFs on Twitter when they're in the same house. They're cute, just not great musicians.

Facebook: When they tried to make it look like Twitter. The part where they own everything you do on the website. Hopefully the Canadian Gov't has threatened them enough to start making changes, if not, they have less than a month before they're Canadianly Whopped. Which probably...isn't gonna be a big deal. From the view of the rest of the world, Canada is a wimp country. Well, of course cause we have people from the whole fucking world, we can't go off starting wars and doing shit things. This IS the UN country.

Okay I'm all tired out, I'll think of more things I hate later. Too much evil in one day I think.
It just so happens Fuck You by Lily Allen is playing.

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