Text messages

Jan 25, 2009 19:43

Just want to share. xD And yet another attempt to translate from my language to English. XD

Mga resolutions ko ngayong Bagon Taon:

1. Hindi na ako mangangako, promise.
I wouldn't promise, I promise.

2. Hindi na ako mag-Iingles, never again.
I wouldn't speak in English, never again.

3. Hindi na ako magsusugal, pustahan pa tayo.
I wouldn't gamble, let's bet.

4. Hindi na ako magsasalita ng tapos, period.
I wouldn't speak in finish, period. (..I don't know how to translate this. XD)

5. At last but not the least, hindi na ako mag g-gm.
And last but not the least, I wouldn't send GMs.

-GM
Hahaha!

*gm - group messages

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Ben: Matagal ko nang tinatago ang nararamdaman ko para sa 'yo. Mahal na mahal kita.
Ben: For a long time I have been hiding my feelings for you. I love you very much.

Alvin: Akala mo ba kaw lang ang nagtatago ng nararamdaman? Ako din, mahal din kita Ben.
Alvin: You thought you're the only one hiding feelings? Me too, I love you too, Ben. (This is screwed. XD)

Ben: Pare. Wrong send ako.
Ben: Dude. Wrong send. (LAST SENTENCE. HOW. I wanted to keep "wrong send"... "I'm wrong send"?? XD)
xD

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Boy: In physics, I know we are also matter. We can't occupy the same space at the same time! Kaya aalis na lang ako!
Boy: In physics, I know we are also matter. We can't occupy the same space at the same time! So I'll just leave!

Girl: Bakit ganun? Geometrically, para tayong mga parallel lines, why can't we meet at a COMMON POINT?!
Girl: How come? Geometrically, we are like parallel lines, why can't we meet at a COMMON POINT?!

Boy: Gramatically, your verbs/actions are not correct. That's why all of the subjects are affected!

Girl: Ayoko na! Chemically, you've reached my boiling point! Now my heart is getting to its freezing point!
Girl: I had enough! Chemically, you've reached my boiling point! Now my heart is getting to its freezing point!

-LQ ng magsyotang nerd... :D
-LQ of a nerd couple... :D

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Now, a normal text conversation with my friend.

25/01/2009 05:44:23PM - 05:57:50PM
Mj: What ya doing now? Besides the regular procrastination, I mean.
I: Eating peanuts. With my sister trying to improve her peeling-peanuts rate per 15 seconds.
Mj: You love nuts, right?
I: Like, totally.
Mj: Do you hate your face oily of sorts?
I: Just the nose. XD Because of peanuts?
Mj: Yup. Well. That's why I don't eat so much nuts.
I: Spazzy's point of view: nuts > face
Mj: I knew it. Predictably so Deanne. Stubborn as always. Anyhow. Low bat na ako. 'Till tomorrow.
I: Okay, see you~

I also wanted to share this thing about the telephone where I found Serii-pyon's paranoia cute, but... XD Permission?

kalokohan

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