Magical mystery food

[spazranger]

So I just got home from work and nobody was home but in the kitchen there were these huge catering containers of pasta and beef and other foods O_o. Where did this food come from? Can I eat it? After staring at it suspiciously and poking the contents with a fork I decided I was too hungery not to eat the mysterious magical mystery meal, so being the opportunist that I am I grabbed a big plate. So far I have not croaked although I still don't know where this mountain of food came from, noe why in the great wide galaxy it is in my house. Did I miss a party or something? I wasn't invited!!!!??? CURSE YOU!! But thanks for the food.

Now to see if there happens to be an equaly mysterious magical bottle of free rum in the fridge......