the 'see also' is what killed me
oh yeah. i've been meaning to share this for a while. it cracks me up pretty much every day for the last few months. this was found on daves computers dictionary. he was typing in something that started with 'ass' and i saw this word over his shoulder in the words-you-might-be-typing list. obviously i had the see what the definition was because a) WHY WOULD YOU EVER NEED TO LOOK THIS WORD UP?? and b) what could they possibly define it as??
so, the entry is as follows:
ass ban.dit
noun vulgar slang (see also ass burglar)
1 a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2 an eager seducer of young women.
fyi- you can't in fact also see ass burglar. THAT isn't in the dictionary for some reason.
things to consider: the word burglar always makes me think of the hamburglar.
so, the entry is as follows:
ass ban.dit
noun vulgar slang (see also ass burglar)
1 a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2 an eager seducer of young women.
fyi- you can't in fact also see ass burglar. THAT isn't in the dictionary for some reason.
things to consider: the word burglar always makes me think of the hamburglar.