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[spawn_of_shadow]

I should go to the hospital more often. I used to have to be dragged killing kicking and screaming, but I've learned to make it very entertaining. Pegasus was nice enough to buy me plenty of flowers this time so I had multiple vases to throw at nurses. And I set off the indoor sprinkler system twice. I made plenty of people cry, made a handful of

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[funny_bunny_fan]

Malik, you were terrible, you're not supposed to give the interns cigarette burns, you silly. *laughs* Lucky for you I can afford to pay off any complaints.

Don't hurt Set again, love, please say you aren't going to.

...Say, have you got a minute to talk about something?

[spawn_of_shadow]

I like to find creative ways to spend your money, after all. *Grins* Besides, I do recall you laughing at nearly all of my antics, even if you didn't think it was that funny when I started the fire. It was just a little one and I was really curious as to whether the biohazardous materials in that bin were very flammable.

Gods, no, Pegasus. I'm going there to apologize and try to make peace.

[Screened for Pegasus and YnM]
Of course, I'm making amends in order to prevent any more attacks from Seto and to soften the priest a little for when I take the Rod back...which will not be in the immediate future, but soon enough.
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I have little besides time, love. What is it?

[funny_bunny_fan]

*laughs* Malik, of course they're flammable, they put, like, those paper gown-things in there. ...You know I don't mind at all paying for you love, you're just the funniest thing ever.

[Screened for Pegasus and YnM]
Promise me that's all you'll do, love, please?
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You know that girl your brother's been dating, the Jounuchi girl?

[spawn_of_shadow]

*takes a bow* What can I say. I think they are starting to like me at the hospital - I keep things from being so dull and boring around there if nothing else.

[Screened for Pegasus and YnM]
I promise. I'm in no position to instigate another fight with him right now anyway.
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*snorts* He's hardly my brother, but yes, I know which girl you speak of. What about her?

[funny_bunny_fan]

*gigglesnort* You'd better be careful not to get hurt any more for a while, love. They told me they were thinking of getting a restraining order, they love you so much.

[Screened for Pegasus and YnM]
Thank you, love. *fond smile* I'd hate to see him hurt you again.
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*little sigh* Your br... Ah, your whatever-he-is has dumped her, and she's got no-place to stay. ...There's no chance she could stay with us a couple days, is there?

[spawn_of_shadow]

That's just their way of making sure they don't get to see me too often so my visits are that much more special. *laughs*

[Screened for Pegasus and YnM]
He may anyways, but I won't instigate it. Well, not til I get the Rod back anyway.
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And just where in our appartment are you planning to put her?

[funny_bunny_fan]

*very fond* You're such a brat.

[Screened for Pegasus and YnM]
Don't go see him, Malik, *very worried*, not if there's a chance you'll be hurt.
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We do have that little bedroom, the one that was supposed to be for a maid.

[spawn_of_shadow]

Of the things that you've been the first to call me, you may add 'brat' to the list.

[Screened for Pegasus and YnM]
I'll be careful, but I'm definitely going. If I show no ill intention, I don't see why the priest would harm me.
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Hmm...I suppose. If she touches anything in my office, I'll string her up by her entrails.

[funny_bunny_fan]

Really? *thinks this is a lot like talking about himself, and likes it accordingly* What are some of the others?

[Screened for Pegasus and YnM]
Are you sure? Malik, he broke your arm.
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Thank you, darling, you're a sweetheart, *kisses him* I'll tell her.

[spawn_of_shadow]

Don't you remember? Things like 'cute', 'sweet'...titles that people generally don't associate with me.

[Screened for Pegasus and YnM]
I was threatening him (and rightfully so). If he harms me this time without me provoking him, I'll just have to kill him and get it over with.
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Make sure she gets my warning also. I'm very serious - if I'm going to allow some female to be around all the time, she'd best not touch anything of mine if she values her life.

[funny_bunny_fan]

*smiles at him* You are cute. You're like a big rough puppy, all cuddly and fun to touch.

[Screened for Pegasus and YnM]
*still very worried* How can you kill him, Malik? He's got the Rod.
[/end of screen]

*sighs* I'll tell her, I promise I will. I don't want there to be trouble, Malik.

[spawn_of_shadow]

And though I've been called a dog many times, you're the first to use the classification of puppy.

[Screened for Pegasus and YnM]
How silly of you love. I'm very creative and he's a bleeding heart. Of course I could kill him - it would be an absolute shame, but if I must, then I will.
[/end of screen]

Good. I'd hate to find a new place to store bodies.

[funny_bunny_fan]

*fond, a little patient* I said you were like a puppy, love.

[Screened for Pegasus and YnM]
Don't. ...It'll go wrong, somehow it will go wrong.
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And don't bring bodies to my apartment, please, Malik.

[spawn_of_shadow]

Any particular breed of puppy come to mind? *is amused*

[Screened for Pegasus and YnM]
Calm down, love. We're just going to have a little talk. There won't be any violence at all, I'm sure.
[/end of screen]

*sarcastic* Damn, I guess I'll have to think of something else to do for your birthday. *snickers*

[funny_bunny_fan]

*is a cat person* Something that bites people? *vaguely* Something that chases all the neighbors away, and loves his master better than anything?

[Screened for Pegasus and YnM]
There'd better not be. *aware he's got no way at all of enforcing his wishes* I'm worried about you, Malik.
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*teasing pout* A teddy bear, a stuffed toy... *amused* Is it so very hard to buy presents for me that you've got to resort to killing them?

[spawn_of_shadow]

I see. *smiles* Fascinating. Though the idea of having a 'master' doesn't quite work.

[Screened for Pegasus and YnM]
You worry far too much, Pegasus. I'll only be there an hour - we'll have lunch, exchange empty pleasantries, and be done with it.
[/end of screen]

Oh, but there's no way to tell whether or not I'm buying you something plush that you already have. *snickers* Besides, the bodies were going to be for decoration.