i love it but i hate the taste
i'm kind of melancholy.
but shit! i'm really starting to get excited about whitman. they have, like, three hundred thousand religious studies classes. too thrilling.
i'm on the phone with ian. he's been fabulous lately. maybe i'll marry him...
annnyway. my internet connection went down like three days ago, and since then my life has been simply riddled with exciting events. of course, the most important being the totally amazing and unprecedented in coolness
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC CONCERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[coughs.]
seriously. that man is a fucking genius. and aside from the fact that the audience consisted entirely of
[1] middle aged fat men with thick glasses and a nerdy obsession with pop culture
[2] snotty star wars fanatics
[3] eight-year-old boys and their parents
[4] pre-teen acne-faced guys who have literally not seen sunlight since they were born due to an over-excessive addiction to the internet
[5] ben, jessica, alexis and i
it was still the greatest concert of. all. time. period.
we all went to bannings afterward. on the car ride on the way there we sang all of "everything you know is wrong." and it was a holy moment. weird al has officially made me a better person.
ben and i also went on a double date with sarah and brandon. FUCK. that was awesome. official favorite double date couple: sarah and brandon. no one is funnier, cuter, or more able to watch "heathers" with the right amount of talking and emotional attachment. a+. anyway, we were walking down belmont and suddenly my adorable-kitten-senses started tingling. sure enough there was an adorable kitten hangin' out on a porch nearby. its name was "loki" [emma would be proud], and it was so fucking cute i almost cut my wrists with happiness. or something. anyway. i want a kitten.
aaand, i saw kate. that was depressing. for someone i have such a big crush on, she's kind of absent-minded [this is a euphemism. really i'm pretty mad at kate. but she'll never know because she "doesn't like the internet. at all."] anyway, she's going to smith. and we bought candy. that's that. oh yeah. and at cinnabon, some woman told us thatthe strawberry cinnabons only had five grams of fat, and i was all like, "we don't care, lady. we're young and thin." and i felt soooo badass.
[coughs again.]
and i've been spending enough time with jessica for us to be officially considered married. that and we sleep together. anyway, we picked blackberries and made tarts the other day while her mother was... going through a phase [don't ask] and we needed to stay awake. two thirty in the morning is officially my favorite tart-making time.
god my life is dull. fuck.
picture of ben of the summer:
i'm off to work at john kerry headquarters. take that omsi john! [bytheway: we should... like... you know... talk and stuff. because we haven't for a while.] oh yeah, my roommate is incredibly hot. it's ridiculous. haven't actually talked to her yet, but she's very attractive, to say the absolutely least. and an update for those of you wondering: joe and cole are still fucking adorable.
please. call. me. and emily: what hall are you in? i'm curious beyond curious. i should just call you. but i probably won't.
but shit! i'm really starting to get excited about whitman. they have, like, three hundred thousand religious studies classes. too thrilling.
i'm on the phone with ian. he's been fabulous lately. maybe i'll marry him...
annnyway. my internet connection went down like three days ago, and since then my life has been simply riddled with exciting events. of course, the most important being the totally amazing and unprecedented in coolness
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC CONCERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[coughs.]
seriously. that man is a fucking genius. and aside from the fact that the audience consisted entirely of
[1] middle aged fat men with thick glasses and a nerdy obsession with pop culture
[2] snotty star wars fanatics
[3] eight-year-old boys and their parents
[4] pre-teen acne-faced guys who have literally not seen sunlight since they were born due to an over-excessive addiction to the internet
[5] ben, jessica, alexis and i
it was still the greatest concert of. all. time. period.
we all went to bannings afterward. on the car ride on the way there we sang all of "everything you know is wrong." and it was a holy moment. weird al has officially made me a better person.
ben and i also went on a double date with sarah and brandon. FUCK. that was awesome. official favorite double date couple: sarah and brandon. no one is funnier, cuter, or more able to watch "heathers" with the right amount of talking and emotional attachment. a+. anyway, we were walking down belmont and suddenly my adorable-kitten-senses started tingling. sure enough there was an adorable kitten hangin' out on a porch nearby. its name was "loki" [emma would be proud], and it was so fucking cute i almost cut my wrists with happiness. or something. anyway. i want a kitten.
aaand, i saw kate. that was depressing. for someone i have such a big crush on, she's kind of absent-minded [this is a euphemism. really i'm pretty mad at kate. but she'll never know because she "doesn't like the internet. at all."] anyway, she's going to smith. and we bought candy. that's that. oh yeah. and at cinnabon, some woman told us thatthe strawberry cinnabons only had five grams of fat, and i was all like, "we don't care, lady. we're young and thin." and i felt soooo badass.
[coughs again.]
and i've been spending enough time with jessica for us to be officially considered married. that and we sleep together. anyway, we picked blackberries and made tarts the other day while her mother was... going through a phase [don't ask] and we needed to stay awake. two thirty in the morning is officially my favorite tart-making time.
god my life is dull. fuck.
picture of ben of the summer:
i'm off to work at john kerry headquarters. take that omsi john! [bytheway: we should... like... you know... talk and stuff. because we haven't for a while.] oh yeah, my roommate is incredibly hot. it's ridiculous. haven't actually talked to her yet, but she's very attractive, to say the absolutely least. and an update for those of you wondering: joe and cole are still fucking adorable.
please. call. me. and emily: what hall are you in? i'm curious beyond curious. i should just call you. but i probably won't.