GUESS WHAT!?!?!?!
You scored as The Surprise! Dyke. Despite the dead giveaways, such as the tattoos and love of the L Word, people still seem to think that you're straight.
The Surprise! Dyke
100%
The Stud
70%
The Sprightly Elfin Femme
50%
The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke
45%
The Magic Earring Ken Dyke
40%
The Bohemian Dyke
40%
The Hipster Dyke
35%
The Pretty-Boi Dyke
30%
The Student Dyke
30%
The Quasi-Gothic Femme
30%
The Granola Dyke
25%
The Little-Boy Dyke
25%
The Femme Fatale
15%
What Type of Lesbian Are You? (Inspired by Curve Mag.)
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1: First grade teacher's name: mrs. niemi
2: Last word you said: "meow"...yes, that's a word.
3: Last song you sang: "sweet honey" by slightly stoopid
4: Last person you hugged?: mom
5: Last person you kissed?: chrissy
6: Last time you said I don't remember: probably my most frequent statement.
7: Last time you said "I love you"?: ten minutes ago to my mom
8: Last place you drove?: to seattle today for work
::PRESENT::
9: What color socks are you wearing: naked feet
10. What's under you bed right now?: the floor
11: What time did you wake up today: 8:00
12: Current taste: marshmallow
13: Current hair: down, like cher in the 60's....you'll NEVER see it.
15: Current annoyance: I'm too tired to drive home and get in bed, even though i really want to.
16: Current longing: to wrap my arms around my warm cuddly girl in our warm bed, and to cuddle like a mutha fucka
17: Current desktop background:a picture i took last year of dante alghieri
18: Current worry: stupid money
19: Current hate: that i can't bring myself to come out to some people
20: Current favorite article of clothing: yale hoodie and blue fleece pants
21: Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex: brain....usually boys aren't nuts like girls.
22: Last CD that you listened to: little plastic castle, ani difranco
23: Favorite place to be: bed, or in the memory of some place nice
24. Least favorite place: the mill i worked at in aberdeen
25: Time you wake up in the morning?: when chrissy's nasty farts nearly gag me to death....hehe
26: If you could play an instrument,what would you play: i'd be an amazing singer, and you'd all want to do me cause i rock.
27: Favorite color? green
28: Do you believe in an after life: Yes
29: How tall are you:5' 11'
30: Current favorite word/saying: "LEMIWINKS!"
31: Favorite book: the divine comedy
32: Favorite season: ...and the livin's easy
33: One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: my grandpa
34: One person you wish you could make amends with: anybody i've unkowingly hurt, i guess.
::FUTURE::
35: Where do you want to go for college?: UC Davis
36: What is your career going to be like: a collection of passport stamps and wine corks
37: How many kids do you want: 1
38: When do you want to get married?: shit, i don't know.
::HAVE YOU EVER...::
39: Said "I love you" and meant it: every day
40: Gotten in a fight with your dog/cat/bird.etc: fred and i are completely compliant (after 16 years you have to get along with your cat)
41: Been to New York: no
42: Been to Florida: no
43: Been to California? yeah, i drove there with chrissy and crys's motherfucking dog. fuckin' dog.
44: Been to Hawaii: yes
45: Been to Mexico: yes
46: Been to China: no
47: Been to Vegas: no
48: Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: yes, and it frightened me.
49: Do you have a crush on someone?: hehe...aw shit..speaking of which, i need to go home and get in bed!
Wow...we're missing a few here
53: What book are you reading now?: whatever is next to the toilet...."letters from a nut"
54: Worst feeling in the world: that i've hurt someone
55: What is the first thing you think when you wake in the morning: she's still there...and WHAT'S THAT SMELL??
56: How many rings before you answer: whenever i find the phone
59: Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: yes, only the priveliged know sir bongo
60: How many pillows do you sleep with? i feel infanticized by all the pillows and blankets
61: How many blankets?: seriously, probably about six
62: When was the last time you fell asleep doing something? hehehe
63: Do you party?: sparingly
64: Do you do drugs?: no
65: Do you drink: yes
66: Do you smoke: i quit!!!
67: What kind of Shampoo and Conditioner do you use?: nice smelling expensive shit my mom buys me
68: What are you most scared of: disapointing myself, hurting those i love
69: What clothes do you sleep in?:what the good lord gave me, bitches!
70: Who is the last person that called you: my dad
71: Where do you want to get married: i don't really make plans
72: If you could change anything about yourself what would that be: i would organize and accomplish more
73. Who do you hate: i don't
74: Been In Love: sho' nuff
75: Are you timely or always late: i always have a good excuse!
76: Are you organized or messy: have you seen my room?
77: Do you like being around people?: mostly
78. Best feeling in the world: swimming naked, being held, and riding a bike down a big hill
79: Are you for world peace: who says "i'm against world peace!"...that's a stupid question, the person who wrote this is a douche.
80: Are you a health freak: i freakin' love candy
81: Do you have a "Type" of person you always go after: never really been into people with dark eyes, well i have, but mostly into people with interesting eyes.
82. You want someone you can't have?: nope
83: How many exs? i really only count one, but there have been more
84: Ever afraid you'll never get married: no, i'll always have cats
85: Do you want to get married: again, author of quiz=douche
86: Do you want kids?: WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS!!!
::IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU...::
87: Cried: a little, but in a happy way
88: Bought Something? a soda and some gas
89:
90: Sang: of course
91: Said I Love You: many many many times
92: Wanted To Tell Someone You Liked them: i make a point of telling people these things.
93: Met Someone: yes, this really interesting wine maker guy.
94: Moved On: sure, what fuckin' ever.
95: Talked To Someone: yes
96: Had A Serious Talk: yes
97: Missed Someone: yes
98: Hugged Someone: yes
99: Yelled at Someone: no
100: Dreamed About Someone You Can't Be with: i can't remember
you actually read it. douche bag.