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Questions memem yoinked from elenia
1. What tastes best covered in chocolate?
More chocolate! Also peanut butter, strawberries, oranges, ice cream, bananas, cookies ...
2. Why do you eat chocolate the way you do (or don't)?
Well, I eat it by putting it my mouth, chewing and swallowing. I find this is the simplest way to get it into my stomach. It also doesn't taste as good for some reason if I stick it in my ear.
3. Do you know how chocolate is made?
First, the magical elves of the Cacao Palace vacuum up all the fairy dust they can find. Then they go out to the unicorn desert and mix it with the special morning dew they find there. Then it has to sit in the sun all night long before drying off in the ocean. It's almost ready, but the most important step remains: from there they take it to the White House, where Barack Obama gives it his special blessing. Then they package it up and ship it out all over the world.
4. If you knew you could live 5 years longer if you never ate any chocolate again, would you give it up?
HELL NO. A life without chocolate is no life at all.
5. Have you ever had carob?
We made out once, but I don't think that counts as -- oh, nevermind. No.
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THANK YOU. I have been saying this for years. If my girlfriend came back after an absence of several years during which I thought she was dead and said "Oh by the way I've become a pirate and I kill and rob people for money" I would have to seriously re-evaluate the relationship.
Science essay is coming, I promise.
1. What tastes best covered in chocolate?
More chocolate! Also peanut butter, strawberries, oranges, ice cream, bananas, cookies ...
2. Why do you eat chocolate the way you do (or don't)?
Well, I eat it by putting it my mouth, chewing and swallowing. I find this is the simplest way to get it into my stomach. It also doesn't taste as good for some reason if I stick it in my ear.
3. Do you know how chocolate is made?
First, the magical elves of the Cacao Palace vacuum up all the fairy dust they can find. Then they go out to the unicorn desert and mix it with the special morning dew they find there. Then it has to sit in the sun all night long before drying off in the ocean. It's almost ready, but the most important step remains: from there they take it to the White House, where Barack Obama gives it his special blessing. Then they package it up and ship it out all over the world.
4. If you knew you could live 5 years longer if you never ate any chocolate again, would you give it up?
HELL NO. A life without chocolate is no life at all.
5. Have you ever had carob?
We made out once, but I don't think that counts as -- oh, nevermind. No.
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THANK YOU. I have been saying this for years. If my girlfriend came back after an absence of several years during which I thought she was dead and said "Oh by the way I've become a pirate and I kill and rob people for money" I would have to seriously re-evaluate the relationship.
Science essay is coming, I promise.