Feb 24, 2009 01:42
Captain's Log, stardate Tuesday. Have successfully launched the starship Ubuntu. Now on shakedown cruise through basic functions. Lt. Cmdr GNOME has proven a capable navigator, although somewhat limited in speed and performance by running the ship off the auxiliary CD-ROM engine. Tomorrow morning we return to drydisk for full installation and the true commencement of this ship's journey. Open source, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Linux, its continuing mission to explore strange new programs, to seek out new commands and new distributions. To boldly go where a lot of computer geeks have gone before.
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First Officer's Log, supplemental. Have relieved the captain of duty and thrown him in the brig for being FRAKKING INSANE.