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people who take life too seriously
Circle I Limbo
women who wear fanny packs
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
men who wear fanny packs
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
people who can only ever talk about one topic
Circle IV Rolling Weights
people who think drinking diet soda makes them health-conscious
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
parents who shield their children from the Big Bad Real World
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
people who actually believe the customer is always right
Circle VII Burning Sands
whichever FOX executives canceled Firefly
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
child molesters, people who talk in the theater
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Design your own hell