OK, like, wow
So, I usually don't remember my dreams, usually through semiconscious effort. I try not to remember them. However, this morning I had a dream I remembered, and with good reason. This is not a dream you tell your friends about. Luckily I have no shame.
I dreamt that I had figured out how to lean down and fellate myself. Yes, suck my own dick. It was great! I was enjoying the feeling of mouth on penis and was only slightly weirded out by the penis in mouth. I figured it was worth it.
Then I woke up, and thought about it, and decided to try it and it worked. I was sucking my own dick! Except it was not quite as nice as I'd dreamt, it tasted funny(?) and it hurt my back.
But this was all still in my dream.
Because then I really woke up, and my first thought was "What the fuck did that mean? (Not gay.)"
So, yeah, What the fuck did that mean?
I dreamt that I had figured out how to lean down and fellate myself. Yes, suck my own dick. It was great! I was enjoying the feeling of mouth on penis and was only slightly weirded out by the penis in mouth. I figured it was worth it.
Then I woke up, and thought about it, and decided to try it and it worked. I was sucking my own dick! Except it was not quite as nice as I'd dreamt, it tasted funny(?) and it hurt my back.
But this was all still in my dream.
Because then I really woke up, and my first thought was "What the fuck did that mean? (Not gay.)"
So, yeah, What the fuck did that mean?