Uh. I'm fine etc. Actually, I'm extremely poor, unemployed, and hating on X-mas. However. That is not the reason I decided to finally post here. In reality, I just wanted to share this conversational gem sparked by
velourialou's fabulous email:
chapstickmess: Baby Jesus did too have a Christmas tree
spastichair1000: ...
chapstickmess: Granted it was probably a cypress tree
chapstickmess: Or perhaps fig
spastichair1000: was it plastic and covered in lights and ornaments and there were multi-colored wrapped boxes underneath?
chapstickmess: Probably
chapstickmess: It was Jesus
spastichair1000: right
chapstickmess: he could do whatever he wants
spastichair1000: lol you're so full of shit
chapstickmess: I am not
chapstickmess: He can!
chapstickmess: Probably not plastic, though
chapstickmess: I think Jesus hates plastic
chapstickmess: Unless it keeps his food fresh.
chapstickmess: But then, I think all he would have to do would be to Will it fresh, and it would be
chapstickmess: So, probably hates plastic all together.
chapstickmess: If Jesus hates at all
chapstickmess: Which is a theological question I'm not ready to dive into