Hallo! I'm Lindsay Lohan!
Lullaby and Choke on the big screen.
How I want a huge Hollywood adaptation of Haunted. Oh..the pool scene *gore swoon*
DAYS GONE!
-waited in line for 3 hours like the good little fan girl I am and got my copy of American Gods and Mirrormask signed by Neil Gaiman.
-Made redundant 15 minutes before my last shift for the week. Thanks, cunts! Sucks to be a contractor.
-A week of relaxation on mum and dads connection. Pee-wee Herman ventriloquist doll and roper boots received.
-"Real" work completed. Natural disasters are extroadinarily profitable for the carpet cleaning/insurance removal man. MORE RAIN, HAIL AND FLOODING PLS! FANX GOD!
-Brother and defacto girlfriend told to remove themselves from the premises by June 1. 2 days...count it down with me.
-Spewed up blue. In a club's bathroom basin. There was splash-back. Kablooey's before a heavy dinner and even heavier drinking is not recommended.
HOLEMYGOURD! I LOVE SHIA LEBOUF AND INDIANA JONES AND PLASTIC MOLDED SKULLS FILLED WITH CLEAR CELLOPHANE AND I'm thinking Ted Danson but IMDB reminded me that his name is HARRISON FORD AND HARRISON FORD'S CHIN SCAR. I think it's the big explosions and bodies flying every which way....I'm a sucker for dodgy action flicks and their equally dubious fx.
How I want a huge Hollywood adaptation of Haunted. Oh..the pool scene *gore swoon*
DAYS GONE!
-waited in line for 3 hours like the good little fan girl I am and got my copy of American Gods and Mirrormask signed by Neil Gaiman.
-Made redundant 15 minutes before my last shift for the week. Thanks, cunts! Sucks to be a contractor.
-A week of relaxation on mum and dads connection. Pee-wee Herman ventriloquist doll and roper boots received.
-"Real" work completed. Natural disasters are extroadinarily profitable for the carpet cleaning/insurance removal man. MORE RAIN, HAIL AND FLOODING PLS! FANX GOD!
-Brother and defacto girlfriend told to remove themselves from the premises by June 1. 2 days...count it down with me.
-Spewed up blue. In a club's bathroom basin. There was splash-back. Kablooey's before a heavy dinner and even heavier drinking is not recommended.
HOLEMYGOURD! I LOVE SHIA LEBOUF AND INDIANA JONES AND PLASTIC MOLDED SKULLS FILLED WITH CLEAR CELLOPHANE AND I'm thinking Ted Danson but IMDB reminded me that his name is HARRISON FORD AND HARRISON FORD'S CHIN SCAR. I think it's the big explosions and bodies flying every which way....I'm a sucker for dodgy action flicks and their equally dubious fx.