I'm a big girl :-(
Was finding it hard enough to sleep with final exam worries. Then heard a weird noise coming from the blinds above my head. Switched my lamp on and there was a massive house spider crawling towards me.
Result: Blinds are now completely smashed beyond all recognition (luckily the window survived the onslaught), there is spider gunk on my shoe and spider bits on my bed and I feel even less like sleeping. Bastard, bastard things.
Apologies to anyone who doesn't like to hear about spiders being killed. Don't try any of those 'but they eat all the crawly and fly-ey things' arguments though. I like insects. Spiders can fuck off.
Binky the kitten loves spiders. Wish he wouldn't leave their legs lying around though.
EDIT 7.22 AM
Woke up after 3 hours of sleep to find another huge house spider staring down at me from the ceiling. Slain with fancy-dress sword. Am now utterly tired and pissed off.
Result: Blinds are now completely smashed beyond all recognition (luckily the window survived the onslaught), there is spider gunk on my shoe and spider bits on my bed and I feel even less like sleeping. Bastard, bastard things.
Apologies to anyone who doesn't like to hear about spiders being killed. Don't try any of those 'but they eat all the crawly and fly-ey things' arguments though. I like insects. Spiders can fuck off.
Binky the kitten loves spiders. Wish he wouldn't leave their legs lying around though.
EDIT 7.22 AM
Woke up after 3 hours of sleep to find another huge house spider staring down at me from the ceiling. Slain with fancy-dress sword. Am now utterly tired and pissed off.