Oh humanity, for thy soul I weep

[sparrowsabre7]

http://www.lovefilm.com/features/competition.html?section_name=competitions&editorial_id=22348

You have the ability to win a chocolate effigy of Robert Pattinson's head. The sad thing is whoever wins probably won't eat him, but keep him in a fridge, attached to a mannequin's body as her frosty boyfriend.