Creepy Loner Dude: I can make people do whatever I want. Chloe: ORLY?
CLD: YA RLY. Chloe: Do you spend most of your time in your shitty trailer smoking marijuana like a cigarette?
CLD: Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes. You're under! You like Clark - plant one on that sucker.
Clark: What. Chloe: *kisses* CLD: *tries not to laugh*