today july 11 2004
well today started off fairly well. sleep in till 12 and when i was going to the movies someone punted my dog Buster over the bridge after i threw a taco in his face! then i threw his bike over the bridge! then he pulled out a gun and shot my fuel tank and it blew up! i dont like guns so i wrestled the gun out of him and threw over the bridge also. so after i got done beating up the dirtbag i hitched a ride from these old folks in a black van. it felt alittle weird when i got in the van b/c i found abunch of ski masks and baseball bats, but then i just assumed that they were going to a baseball game or atleast thats what they said.so then we were off the ride was going alright till they made a stop at a gas station and put on there ski mask and took there baseball bats! i was like this isnt the baseball feilds. the old people went inside and took all the money from the clerk and stormed back into the van and drove off very fast! it was almost like a rollercoaster, so before i knew it we had like cops,sheriffs,state troopers,helicopters,S.W.A.T., FBI, and the Army on our butt. i was really scared b/c what if they shot at the van and i was in there, not good people! so then we suddenly stopped infront of this house and the old people held me hostage for hours. after the cops,sheriffs,state troopers,helicopters,S.W.A.T.,FBI, and Army arrested the 2 old crazy lunatics i asked a cop for a ride to the movies theatres. so then he agreed to give me a ride. so me and the piggy were just cruising down the raod then one of our tires blew out and sent us in a spinning tycon. now this was not very good b/c it was on Del Prado and it caused a big traffic jam. at this point i thougt that i was screwed, but i didnt want to let down my friends. so then i just started running to the movie theatres b/c at this point i thought it was much safer. i ran and ran and ran and ran, i ran my little heart out. as i started to cross the street my mom saw me and gave me a ride up there. oo man was i glad to see her. so i got to the movies finally and meet up with you guys. so ya that was just another typical day for JAKE!