Scamta clause
Ahhh... It's that time of year again... Tonight, the fat man rides again... Once a year good ol saint nick makes an effort to please all the bright eyed, bushy tailed, squirrelly little fuckers all around the world that remain oblivious to that fact that mommy and daddy blew their banks on the ever increasing price of keeping their spawn from crying cause they didn't get everything they want....
I find it rather obnoxious that most kids in this country make up lists that can have price tags pushing $500....I know of some that also allocate gift duty person by person.... What ever happened to holiday cheer you might ask.... You can find it at any mall in america for the right price... Just remember, that's marked up for the holidays too..
Now back to Saint Nick... Lazy son of a bitch.... He's got a flying sleigh, a fleet of fucking reindeer and a magic bag that can hold infinite items.... If the motherfucker's so god damn saintly, why does he go on vacation for 364 consecutive days a year.... Use all those flying recourses and do some god damn food drops once in a while... FEED THE NEEDY BITCH....
I find it rather obnoxious that most kids in this country make up lists that can have price tags pushing $500....I know of some that also allocate gift duty person by person.... What ever happened to holiday cheer you might ask.... You can find it at any mall in america for the right price... Just remember, that's marked up for the holidays too..
Now back to Saint Nick... Lazy son of a bitch.... He's got a flying sleigh, a fleet of fucking reindeer and a magic bag that can hold infinite items.... If the motherfucker's so god damn saintly, why does he go on vacation for 364 consecutive days a year.... Use all those flying recourses and do some god damn food drops once in a while... FEED THE NEEDY BITCH....