Further potter musings
Russian expatriate or paedo-prophesy?
Harry, corpulent in middle age, changes his name to Pnarry Pnarry, and marries that asian chick just to get to her daughter. Sucking on a love heart shaped lollypop she drives him wild with horny jealousy. Pnarry Pnarry loses the daughter Ho-lita to a much hairier man with an astounding resemblance to Peter Sellers.
The Good and the Bad, or, an actual Philosophers work is never done.
Harry, as dichotomous as an Iris, searches for the nice and the good in Voldemort, much as one searches for meaning in a first year philosophy essay. Eschewing contemporary mores, he becomes famous in later life for sexual exploits long forgotten rather than for being the cleverest wizard at Cambridge. In alzheimers veritas.
Yellow Log.
Having been spurned by all the girls at Hogwarts (and even some of the boys, but don't tell anyone he tried) Harry's misanthropy increases. After cleverly constructing conspiracies against his contemporaries, his continued inability to get the girls leads to the hatred of everything, infanticide, the reforestation of inner London and the reversal of teleology. Last seen flogging the log until it turned gangrenous in Uruguay.
Faster than a speeding ambulance.
Having passed his final exams, Harry takes to expounding his meaningless opinions in french cafes, all a-bereted. With the onset of alcoholism, he finds himself an outcast among wizards, an bore of plague proportions among muggles. Pissing off to Belgium he can't even manage a true French philosophers death as he is resulotely NOT run over by a laundry truck, an ambulance, or even his own vehicle. Last seen talking about how he used to be famous to university students in Northern Africa.
Harry, corpulent in middle age, changes his name to Pnarry Pnarry, and marries that asian chick just to get to her daughter. Sucking on a love heart shaped lollypop she drives him wild with horny jealousy. Pnarry Pnarry loses the daughter Ho-lita to a much hairier man with an astounding resemblance to Peter Sellers.
The Good and the Bad, or, an actual Philosophers work is never done.
Harry, as dichotomous as an Iris, searches for the nice and the good in Voldemort, much as one searches for meaning in a first year philosophy essay. Eschewing contemporary mores, he becomes famous in later life for sexual exploits long forgotten rather than for being the cleverest wizard at Cambridge. In alzheimers veritas.
Yellow Log.
Having been spurned by all the girls at Hogwarts (and even some of the boys, but don't tell anyone he tried) Harry's misanthropy increases. After cleverly constructing conspiracies against his contemporaries, his continued inability to get the girls leads to the hatred of everything, infanticide, the reforestation of inner London and the reversal of teleology. Last seen flogging the log until it turned gangrenous in Uruguay.
Faster than a speeding ambulance.
Having passed his final exams, Harry takes to expounding his meaningless opinions in french cafes, all a-bereted. With the onset of alcoholism, he finds himself an outcast among wizards, an bore of plague proportions among muggles. Pissing off to Belgium he can't even manage a true French philosophers death as he is resulotely NOT run over by a laundry truck, an ambulance, or even his own vehicle. Last seen talking about how he used to be famous to university students in Northern Africa.