New Base builds for sale
Evil Supply Co. Limited.
"We eliminate the middleman with extreme prejudice and pass the savings on to you"
We here at ESCL be;eive in many things. Among hem that all evil villians should have a proper lair to call their own. However, building a lair or locating an actual anctient site of evil can be difficult and costly. As Such we now offer Discount Lairs (TM) a new ine of startups for the new overlord.
Item 1337: The cubicle of DOOM.
Pressed for space? Why have an ofice when all your evil can be done from a cube? it comes with an affordable new computer, preloaded with missile trajectories, hack plans, and underground contact info. Two concelad panels for hiding the plans in when the heroes or boss come by. the Desk draw has a charger for lasers or otherhandheld electronics. NEW FEATURE: corner torture! Why go ofsite to interogate or scare people? Wasted space in the old doom cube has been changed into your choice of a rack, locking age, or one small size death trap. Its a cheap upgrade adn well worth your while. Also avaiable: autoturret defense for cube door.
Item MB45: Home Conversion Kit
Working on moving out? Need the parents to stop ragging on you to get a job or at least clean up? Ten this is the perfect lair for you. At no additional cost we custom fit it to your lving space late at night. Stealth modules included in either spinning wall or holgram projection models. two complimentary deathtraps, and a proximity alert for the nosy landlords. Death option can be disabled if mom brings cookies. YOur choice of "Beginers Occult Library" or "Supercomp X1" for the back wall, and all asecroies thereof. For a small addtional fee wwe will decorate it and make sure that all who enter abandon hpe and not becaue of dirty laundry. For a meager upgrade cost we will also throw in the cleaning bot to make life easier, and two weapons of your choice from either the "Craven warlord" or "Future Army" lines. Best of luck
CEO Dr. Lipskey MD PHD
"We eliminate the middleman with extreme prejudice and pass the savings on to you"
We here at ESCL be;eive in many things. Among hem that all evil villians should have a proper lair to call their own. However, building a lair or locating an actual anctient site of evil can be difficult and costly. As Such we now offer Discount Lairs (TM) a new ine of startups for the new overlord.
Item 1337: The cubicle of DOOM.
Pressed for space? Why have an ofice when all your evil can be done from a cube? it comes with an affordable new computer, preloaded with missile trajectories, hack plans, and underground contact info. Two concelad panels for hiding the plans in when the heroes or boss come by. the Desk draw has a charger for lasers or otherhandheld electronics. NEW FEATURE: corner torture! Why go ofsite to interogate or scare people? Wasted space in the old doom cube has been changed into your choice of a rack, locking age, or one small size death trap. Its a cheap upgrade adn well worth your while. Also avaiable: autoturret defense for cube door.
Item MB45: Home Conversion Kit
Working on moving out? Need the parents to stop ragging on you to get a job or at least clean up? Ten this is the perfect lair for you. At no additional cost we custom fit it to your lving space late at night. Stealth modules included in either spinning wall or holgram projection models. two complimentary deathtraps, and a proximity alert for the nosy landlords. Death option can be disabled if mom brings cookies. YOur choice of "Beginers Occult Library" or "Supercomp X1" for the back wall, and all asecroies thereof. For a small addtional fee wwe will decorate it and make sure that all who enter abandon hpe and not becaue of dirty laundry. For a meager upgrade cost we will also throw in the cleaning bot to make life easier, and two weapons of your choice from either the "Craven warlord" or "Future Army" lines. Best of luck
CEO Dr. Lipskey MD PHD