Then I Went And Took Back All The Jewelry I Ever Bought Ya...YEAH!

Feb 13, 2003 16:04

I have a problem lately. I am becoming obsessed with really bad RnB. Not like Boyz to Men or some shit like that. I am talking about really bad garbage that I find while watching vh1 classic. For example, my new obsession is this guy Oran 'Juice' Jones. He has this ridiculous song called 'Walking in the rain". It's pretty normal sleazy crap for the first 3 minutes, but then he breaks it down spoken word style. You see, earlier in the song he caught his lady cheatin' on him, so now he must explain what he's going to do about it.
"Yeah! Didn't I give ya everythang? That 3500 lynx coat?"
"Yeah..well don't go looking in that closet..there ain't nothin' there fo' ya!"
"What'd ya think you was doing huh? This is The JUICE!"
"This is my world, you just a squirrel trying ta get a nut..ah! Dont' touch that Lynx coat!"

These are just some of my personal favorite selections from the spoken word-breakdown. You see Juice lays out everythang like it's gonna be. He is officially my new idol and here he is:



tell it Juice!
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