"First Post, Initiating The New Journal," end quote.

[sparkofgenius]

Hoo! How I can keep track of so many interviews and notes but not even remember the password to my old journal is beyond me! "Famous Journalist Keeps Notes On Everything, Arm Filled Up," end quote! But listen, really, this one'll be much better and have much more good stuff in it, so everyone can read about what I'm doing! "Everyone Loves Spark

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[wrightswrongs]

Wow, it's been a while since my eyes completely glazed over an entire entry.

[sparkofgenius]

Listen, hey... you're Phoenix Wright, right? Famous lawyer? "Attorney Barely Objects To His Own Disbarment," end quote?

[wrightswrongs]

That's Phoenix Wright... piano player. All that other stuff is so last year, isn't it?

[sparkofgenius]

Piano player, huh? "Former Lawman Turns To Ivories To Ease The Pain?" end quote.

Listen, do you ever talk to Valant Gramarye?

[wrightswrongs]

Pain? Don't be printing out libel, now.

Sure I do. Why do you ask?

[sparkofgenius]

Your job didn't mean much to you, huh? "Famous Lawyer Was Just In It For The Money And Glory, Didn't Care About Law?" end quote.

Listen, Mr. Wright... is there any way you could get me an interview with him? I can't ever get a straight response out of him, you hear? "Famous Magician Might Be Swayed By Famous Former Lawyer," end quote.

[wrightswrongs]

I'll let you believe what you want, so long as all of this stays out of the papers.

And it's difficult enough for me to talk to him without asking him for favors; I'd rather not get entangled up in whatever reason it is you want to speak to him about.

...Why do you want to interview him, anyway? Last I heard he wasn't allowed to perform any Gramarye tricks.

[sparkofgenius]

This is like... when you go to the grocery store, and look for a chocolate bar- but when you get to the grocery store, it's closed for renovations! So you go to the candy shop, and decide you're really in the mood for a pack of gum! "Not A Formal Interview, This Is Off The Record," end quote.

Listen, hey, he's a Gramarye- everything about them interests me, Mr. Wright! "Famous Reporter Loves Everything About His Old Friend's Family," end quote. Shame you can't get him to help me out, but hey, I'll get him someday, you know?!

[wrightswrongs]

...Old friend's family?

I've got his address, if you want it that badly.

[sparkofgenius]

...Listen, there's only so many options, hey? "Mastering The Process Of Elimination Is Beyond Phoenix Wright," end quote.

"Phoenix Wright Is A Saint, Grants Saving Graces To Spark Brushel," end quote... Listen, Mr. Wright, I would write a glowing article about you if I can get that address.

[wrightswrongs]

Deal!

...Mention something about our friend the 'Coolest Defense in the West' too, will you?

[Valant's address included here.]

[lucky_yellow]

Take that down.

Now.

[sparkofgenius]

I didn't know you lived there! Listen, hey, I pass that building every day on the way to work! "Famous Magician Could See Humble Reporter Out His Window," end quote.

[lucky_yellow]

"Famous Magician Can Shoot, Stab and Strangle Sensationalist If So Sighted Standing Near Stylish Sorcerer's Sleeping Space."

And believe me, I'll end your quote quite well.

[sparkofgenius]

Listen, Valant, we don't have to do it in your bedroom. "Living Room Is Okay Interview Space For Humble Journalist," end quote.

[wrightswrongs]

No.