oh man.. this is lj material...
I totally just went sledding and kicked my own ass after the FIRST time going down.
So much for being fucking adventurous.. see where it get's me?
So there this litte bump right. At the bottom of one of the hills we went sledding on. Now, me... minding my own sweet business... decides to start from the top... three hills before the jump. I'm sledding and I almost hit this kid, but instead, he tanks me in the head with his sled because he couldn't jump out of the way fast enough. It was one of those hard ones too... fucker. So I'm backwards and I decide to turn myself around just in time to hit this straight up and down pile of snow. I wouldn't even call it a jump.. it was more lyk a giant clump. So I hit it going God knows how fast and all I remember is thinking I knocked my tooth out and realizing I was face first in the snow and my foot was really cold. All I hear is a bunch of guys saying "Holy shit! Are you alright?!" and people were just staring at me. When I get scared or nervous I laugh so I just burst and went crazy rolling around in the snow. Since the hill was so steep, Adam, Bran, and Ben didn't even see my fateful fall.. and Rachael was busy ramming herself into the fence at the bottom, so nobody but the people around me saw it. They thought I was dead... they were just staring and saying "Oh man, she tanked that!" So I open my eyes.. realize I'm alive but can't breath (cus i got the wind knocked out of me) and I started searcing for my boot. You know you take a rough tumble when your shoe goes flying while you're airborne. And then I started moving my hand and my fingers started popping out of the joints. I felt lyk a fucking skeleton and my jaw was lyk cracking. It was insane. And everyone was talking about it when me and Rach went to the car to leave and go get hot chocolate. They were doing re-inactments of my sick skills and then pointing at me. I told them I did it on purpose and if they had enough balls they would have tried it to. I'm such a leader. Everyone wanted to make the jump after me. Oh yeah.
So that was my eventful night. Oh yeah and when we were walking back from getting hot chocolate all of a sudden Rachael and I are having a livley conversation until she punches me in the face and takes one for the team. I swear her feet flew over her head. Thank God I was holding the hot chocolate. Also, for all you sickos out there.. Rach left a nice little piddle of yellow snow by the bushes... in the middle of the park.
We then proceeded to the Seven Hills where Ben, Rach and I decided to make a snow penis that came out lyk Mary sitting with her legs crossed. Rach drew a pretty face but then Adam decided he wanted to take it in the ass and sat on the end of our penis. It was quite tragic.
But anyways.. this was one fuckin long day.. and I think one fucking long entry. I think updated today already. I'm all wet (oh baby) so I'm going to change...
meowww...
--kayte
So much for being fucking adventurous.. see where it get's me?
So there this litte bump right. At the bottom of one of the hills we went sledding on. Now, me... minding my own sweet business... decides to start from the top... three hills before the jump. I'm sledding and I almost hit this kid, but instead, he tanks me in the head with his sled because he couldn't jump out of the way fast enough. It was one of those hard ones too... fucker. So I'm backwards and I decide to turn myself around just in time to hit this straight up and down pile of snow. I wouldn't even call it a jump.. it was more lyk a giant clump. So I hit it going God knows how fast and all I remember is thinking I knocked my tooth out and realizing I was face first in the snow and my foot was really cold. All I hear is a bunch of guys saying "Holy shit! Are you alright?!" and people were just staring at me. When I get scared or nervous I laugh so I just burst and went crazy rolling around in the snow. Since the hill was so steep, Adam, Bran, and Ben didn't even see my fateful fall.. and Rachael was busy ramming herself into the fence at the bottom, so nobody but the people around me saw it. They thought I was dead... they were just staring and saying "Oh man, she tanked that!" So I open my eyes.. realize I'm alive but can't breath (cus i got the wind knocked out of me) and I started searcing for my boot. You know you take a rough tumble when your shoe goes flying while you're airborne. And then I started moving my hand and my fingers started popping out of the joints. I felt lyk a fucking skeleton and my jaw was lyk cracking. It was insane. And everyone was talking about it when me and Rach went to the car to leave and go get hot chocolate. They were doing re-inactments of my sick skills and then pointing at me. I told them I did it on purpose and if they had enough balls they would have tried it to. I'm such a leader. Everyone wanted to make the jump after me. Oh yeah.
So that was my eventful night. Oh yeah and when we were walking back from getting hot chocolate all of a sudden Rachael and I are having a livley conversation until she punches me in the face and takes one for the team. I swear her feet flew over her head. Thank God I was holding the hot chocolate. Also, for all you sickos out there.. Rach left a nice little piddle of yellow snow by the bushes... in the middle of the park.
We then proceeded to the Seven Hills where Ben, Rach and I decided to make a snow penis that came out lyk Mary sitting with her legs crossed. Rach drew a pretty face but then Adam decided he wanted to take it in the ass and sat on the end of our penis. It was quite tragic.
But anyways.. this was one fuckin long day.. and I think one fucking long entry. I think updated today already. I'm all wet (oh baby) so I'm going to change...
meowww...
--kayte