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NO SCHOOOOOOL.
I was sick yesterday and today our school couldn't get the power on, not even the emergency lights.
AW SHIT BIIIIITCHES.
Oh the excitement.
In other news...
January
"I really need to jill off now..."
Feburary
"Yeah, I'd cheat with Whitney. Surprise? I think not. ahahaha."
March
"I should be studying but...
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on):
Alexia Cranwood"
April
"I'm so tired of everybody dying."
May
"Prom was last night. It was awesome. Besides the fact that I didn't have a date. Next year, I'll need to have a date for when they play that song from Dirty Dancing. Don't act like you don't know the one."
June
"I feel bad.
I don't update anymore. I mean, I check my friends lists and stuff on both of my LJ names, but I never update."
July
"I'M BACK"
August
"So I haven't posted in about 10,000 years. I figure the best way to make it up to you is by posting one long fucking PICTURE POST!"
September
"Look at your LJ "interests" list. If you have fewer than 50 interests, pick every fifth one. If you have between fifty and seventy-five interests, pick every seventh one. If you have over seventy-five interests, pick every tenth one. If you have fewer than ten, pick all of 'em."
October
"I think I'm feeling lonely. And I don't get this feeling much."
November
"I like an alcoholic.
And a meth addict "likes" me.
Life's fucked up.
Where's AZN hands Jeremy when you need him?"
December
"I have never felt so sore in my life."
Put your iTunes on shuffle and answer these questions with the song title.
Where do you live: Scaring Myself
Describe your first love: That Girl Will Never Be Mine [errr...?]
What is your favourite thing to do: Wheel
Describe your current love/crush: The Sun
What do you like to wear: Uno!
What is your challenge: Impossible
Who are your friends: Love in Yo Mouth...
Describe how you look: I Am Fred Astaire
What did you do last night: Architect's Sketch
What is your goal in life: You're Cute When You Scream
What do you do when you're angry: Tainted Love
When do you have sex: My Lover's Gone
How do you want to die: Vanity
What do you say to your parents: Settle For Satin
Where do you hang out: Campfire Kansas
What do you think of society: Blue
Describe your most recent heartbreak: Heart Attack
What is your excuse for everything: Goodbye Waves and Driveways
What are your thoughts on a Friday evening: Get Me Outta Here
What is your unanswered question about life: Lonelily
What is your favourite colour: Genius
What is your advice to the those less experienced: Echo
What would you rather do right now: Masquerade [oh shit...I really would love to Masquerade.]
Describe your best friend: Best Friends Song [wow. weird. NO YOU CAN'T SKULLFUCK MY SISTER!]
What's under your bed: Spiderwebs
What is your most prized possession: Austrailian Table Wines
Where will you honeymoon: Jude Law and a Semester Abroad [oh hell yeah...]
What is on your to-do list: We Welcome You To Munchkin Land...
Where would you rather be: Space
I was sick yesterday and today our school couldn't get the power on, not even the emergency lights.
AW SHIT BIIIIITCHES.
Oh the excitement.
In other news...
January
"I really need to jill off now..."
Feburary
"Yeah, I'd cheat with Whitney. Surprise? I think not. ahahaha."
March
"I should be studying but...
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on):
Alexia Cranwood"
April
"I'm so tired of everybody dying."
May
"Prom was last night. It was awesome. Besides the fact that I didn't have a date. Next year, I'll need to have a date for when they play that song from Dirty Dancing. Don't act like you don't know the one."
June
"I feel bad.
I don't update anymore. I mean, I check my friends lists and stuff on both of my LJ names, but I never update."
July
"I'M BACK"
August
"So I haven't posted in about 10,000 years. I figure the best way to make it up to you is by posting one long fucking PICTURE POST!"
September
"Look at your LJ "interests" list. If you have fewer than 50 interests, pick every fifth one. If you have between fifty and seventy-five interests, pick every seventh one. If you have over seventy-five interests, pick every tenth one. If you have fewer than ten, pick all of 'em."
October
"I think I'm feeling lonely. And I don't get this feeling much."
November
"I like an alcoholic.
And a meth addict "likes" me.
Life's fucked up.
Where's AZN hands Jeremy when you need him?"
December
"I have never felt so sore in my life."
Put your iTunes on shuffle and answer these questions with the song title.
Where do you live: Scaring Myself
Describe your first love: That Girl Will Never Be Mine [errr...?]
What is your favourite thing to do: Wheel
Describe your current love/crush: The Sun
What do you like to wear: Uno!
What is your challenge: Impossible
Who are your friends: Love in Yo Mouth...
Describe how you look: I Am Fred Astaire
What did you do last night: Architect's Sketch
What is your goal in life: You're Cute When You Scream
What do you do when you're angry: Tainted Love
When do you have sex: My Lover's Gone
How do you want to die: Vanity
What do you say to your parents: Settle For Satin
Where do you hang out: Campfire Kansas
What do you think of society: Blue
Describe your most recent heartbreak: Heart Attack
What is your excuse for everything: Goodbye Waves and Driveways
What are your thoughts on a Friday evening: Get Me Outta Here
What is your unanswered question about life: Lonelily
What is your favourite colour: Genius
What is your advice to the those less experienced: Echo
What would you rather do right now: Masquerade [oh shit...I really would love to Masquerade.]
Describe your best friend: Best Friends Song [wow. weird. NO YOU CAN'T SKULLFUCK MY SISTER!]
What's under your bed: Spiderwebs
What is your most prized possession: Austrailian Table Wines
Where will you honeymoon: Jude Law and a Semester Abroad [oh hell yeah...]
What is on your to-do list: We Welcome You To Munchkin Land...
Where would you rather be: Space