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Oct 07, 2005 00:06

HOLY SHIT.



rainbowbryte2088 (11:57:16 PM): DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU HIT A PUG ON THE BACK OF ITS HEAD ITS EYEBALLS WILL POP OUT?
darthducky0 (11:58:32 PM): what?
darthducky0 (11:58:35 PM): a pug dog?
rainbowbryte2088 (11:58:39 PM): yeah
rainbowbryte2088 (11:58:42 PM): and boston terriers too
darthducky0 (11:58:46 PM): that's crazy
darthducky0 (11:58:47 PM): and sick
rainbowbryte2088 (11:58:57 PM): cuz like...their eyeballs aren't really in their heads
rainbowbryte2088 (11:59:10 PM): so when pugs get really fat (which is what they usually do)
rainbowbryte2088 (11:59:18 PM): the fat takes up room that should be for the organs
rainbowbryte2088 (11:59:22 PM): like...the eyes
darthducky0 (11:59:25 PM): oh good
rainbowbryte2088 (11:59:46 PM): so especially fat pugs...let's say it falls off the bed too hard...it's eyeballs'll pop out
darthducky0 (11:59:59 PM): omg
rainbowbryte2088 (12:00:19 AM): my anatomy teacher used to work in a vet and she said they would get at least 3 pugs a month with their eyeballs hanging out of their heads
darthducky0 (12:00:25 AM): omg
darthducky0 (12:00:30 AM): i'm never buyin a pug
darthducky0 (12:00:34 AM): that's just disgusting
rainbowbryte2088 (12:00:55 AM): well they can put 'em back in and the dog will still be able to see
rainbowbryte2088 (12:01:07 AM): that is if you get it to the vet before the eyeball dries up and shrivels
darthducky0 (12:01:28 AM): why do i want to know that?
darthducky0 (12:01:37 AM): and why do you seem to enjoy that fact?
rainbowbryte2088 (12:01:46 AM): *shrug* but your eyeballs nerves like...don't bleed or something
rainbowbryte2088 (12:01:48 AM): so when they pop out
rainbowbryte2088 (12:01:56 AM): they just kinda dangle out clean and such
darthducky0 (12:02:03 AM): that's still nasty as shit
rainbowbryte2088 (12:02:20 AM): and you're supposed to like...dip 'em in vaseline and go get medical help
darthducky0 (12:02:36 AM): that just sounds so painful
rainbowbryte2088 (12:02:40 AM): *shrug*
rainbowbryte2088 (12:02:44 AM): haha
rainbowbryte2088 (12:02:47 AM): whatev.
darthducky0 (12:02:59 AM): and i wouldn't want to like pick up the dog to put it in my car to take it in the vet
darthducky0 (12:03:08 AM): i'd be afraid that they'd hit me or something
darthducky0 (12:03:18 AM): or stain my car seat
rainbowbryte2088 (12:03:25 AM): you have to like...put it in a little doggie box
rainbowbryte2088 (12:03:27 AM): duh.
darthducky0 (12:03:46 AM): not duh
rainbowbryte2088 (12:03:50 AM): yeah duh
darthducky0 (12:03:50 AM): more like gross
darthducky0 (12:03:56 AM): like fucking puke
darthducky0 (12:04:07 AM): could they save the eyes if i puked on them/
darthducky0 (12:04:08 AM): ?
rainbowbryte2088 (12:04:11 AM): thankfully for me...i have no soul when i'm tired.
rainbowbryte2088 (12:04:25 AM): i dunno, the acid might damage them a bit.
rainbowbryte2088 (12:04:31 AM): awesome image.
darthducky0 (12:04:34 AM): probably...
rainbowbryte2088 (12:05:07 AM): okay well. nap time.
rainbowbryte2088 (12:05:12 AM): goodnight
darthducky0 (12:05:17 AM): night

Obviously rainbowbryte2088 is me.
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