'cuz like, you need mojo'

May 24, 2003 13:32

i'm in a gooood mood.

last night, i went to lanie's house. she lives like, in the nottingham district soooo we snuck out and went to the nottingham playground. mucho fun. but then we saw some guys like, hanging around and it was scurreeeee! no me gusta. so...twas like, 12 when we got back, then we watched the ring and scared each other silly. i guess if i'd watched it with my mom [like rosemary] i wouldn't have been freaked out as much, but i was scuuured!!! lanie's moving away this summer! july too so it blows. but i barely see her in the first place and lately we've been hanging out more. so anyway, i got home around 10, took a shower, and then decided i wanted more breakfast. and THEN i decided that i wanted to make sausage and eggs and toast...AND I DID IT WITHOUT BURNING THE KITCHEN DOWN! whoop whoop! so now my mom's decided that i'm cooking breakfast every saturday. fun. still...tres yummy =)

i cleaned my room. my mom was like 'jessica, dust your room' and she knows that once i get started in my room, i just do the whole thing. so i did. and i'm proud. well kinda. i dusted some stuff and cleaned some other things and i started to organize my papers but i got boooored. so i walked to 7-11 and got a slurpee...the only reason my mom let me go was cuz julie and alex wanted it too. i think she thinks that if i go somewhere, i'll end up at austin's hahaha. she's just weeeeird but hopefully i'll hang with him this weekend.

i am in the hugest mood to go shopping. i reeeeaally wanna go shopping reeeeaaally badly. not to get anything, just to go out. i haven't gone shopping in forever and i miss it! ahhh sorry girly moment there. and now i'm kinda hoping i'm going to georgetown tonight. that'd be soooo much fun. eeee i love that place. i'm really glad i didn't go to hfstival. with sara i mean. with other circumstances, i'd do anything to go, but i'm just not in the mood for that...maybe next year?!

god i fucking hate my sister. i HATE HER dammit. she fucking annoys me so fucking much and she TRIES to beat me up and i let her--to an extent. because i can fucking kick her ass but i'll get in trouble. god i hate her so much. i can't STAND being in this house with both my mom AND my sister. fuck them both. my mom's like 'god you're so damn lazy' while like, an hour ago i was cleaning up my entire room. my sister's like 'WE WERE DOWN HERE FIRST' because i turned off the tv to make them clean up. and i'm like 'SHUT UP' i never say shut up, but this time i did and it felt gooood. fuck her. so i slapped her while she threw a box at me and i hit her twice and she tried to grab me and she grabbed my boob [which btw, still hurts so she's gonna pay for that] then i go to my mom and i get fucking blamed. god damn. fuck them both. i can't stand either of them. i need ice cream. like, baskin robbin's rainbow sherbert. oooo i need that...

i was going to sign offline after this, but i just really don't wanna be on like, the same fucking floor of the house as that sister of mine. my mom i can stand. she just rambles on and on about 'how pathetic i am' blah blah blah and then she starts talking in cambodian and i just shut her out. and my sister...hehe i can just give her mean stares and act like a bitch...but i'd rather just stay here. i'm calmer now so there's no point in getting all bitchy again right? ahhh i'm downloading THE COOLEST songs ever. it's just like, a bunch of songs that i really, really, really love. and i'm going to watch 10 things i hate about you again. god i love that movie.

Art or Money? money. jessica doesn't really understand/like art.
fame or vocation? fame
appalled or amused? amused, obviously.
William Hurt or William Shakespeare? shakespeare i guess because i have no idea who william hurt is. and i feel like i should know him. [hijacked that from gabbi]
Batman or Superman? batman of course. who else gets to say 'robin, to the batmobile' duuuuh.
John Lennon or Paul McCartney? john lennon
legaliz pot or legalize prostitution? legalize the pot, man. see, its easier to get sex if everyone is high, so therefore, prostitutes are not needed. [hahahaha i NEED to steal this one too hahaha]
Oreos: break em apart or eat em whole? DUNK EM
get married or live together? get married
death penalty or life in prison? death penalty.
Mary Ann or Ginger? neither.
Put on a sweater or turn up the heat? turn it uuupp
Fly or Drive? fly awaaaay
paper or plastic? plastic
gentle or honest? gentle
Progress or tradition? progress. *gasp* LIKE THE LEXUS AND THE OLIVE TREE!
energy or wisdom? wisdom. you could use it to find a more efficient way to use energy...

FOOD
1. True or False: you at least make an effort to have three square meals a day: true
2. You prefer A) cooking B) being the one who is cooked for: A. duh. unless im lazy...then B
3. True or False: you have eaten things that were inedible. If true, tell us about it: false cuz if i have eaten them...then they are edible. i've eaten paper on a number of occasions...
4. What is the oddest thing you have ever eaten that actually IS a food: ooo many things
5. Really good food is A) cheap and generic B) erotic C) too expensive to be worth it. Choose only one!: A. can't go wrong there maaan.
6. When is the last time you threw up, and why?: ooo like when i had really, really bad cramps. they suuucked monkey balls
7. Your favorite beverage on a hot day?: hot chocolate
8. Your favorite beverage on a cold day?: milk
9. After a long and stressful day/night, you like a meal/snack of...chips ahoy or popcorn
10. True of False: food is still good after being on the floor for only 5 seconds: true. cuz i say so

WATER
11. The beach is A) an awesome way to spend a sunny day with a large group of friends B) a nice place to be alone C) only for skinny people: A. love the beach.
12. The ocean makes you feel: relaxed
13. Describe your swimwear: always a bikini. cannot STAND tankinis or monokinis or one pieces. NO NO NO
14. When is the last time you went swimming?: umm...april?
15. What is your fondest beach memory?: going to my parents' friends' private beach. twas sweeeeet

SHELTER
16. You would most like to live in A)a Zen monastary B) a posh English Mansion C) a Persian palace (complete with harem) D) an igloo E) a Hawaiian beach hut: B. just because.
17. Use three words to describe your decorating style: perfect, clean-cut, personal
18. Your method of cleaning is A) an all out extravaganza every spring B) a daily organization C) stuffing everything into the closet and under the bed right before you have company: b. more like weekly though
19. Roughing it is A) only fun to watch on Survivor B) fun once or twice a summer with friends C) an ideal permanent summer arrangement: B. and that's like...SLEEPAWAY CAMP. like camp piankatank. no can do REAL roughing it...hahah NO

COMPANIONSHIP
20. Use three words to describe your perfect mate: comfortable-with-self, funny, thoughtful, intelligent, quirky
21. Your song would be: stand by me. by ben e. king. love that song
22. Your favorite place for a date: anywhere
23. Your perfect honeymoon/vacation: a cruise or some exotic place.
24. If you are currently single, do you have your eye on someone? If so, list three distinguishing characteristics of the person. yeah i do. you guys already know. so no point
25. If you are taken, name one thing you would change about your partner. If single, name one thing you would change about your ex: um...the whole cheating thing i guess
26. On top or on bottom?: bottom
27. Leather or lace?: leather
28. Silk scarves are A) A fashion statement B) good for bellydancers C) a well-used toy in your bedroom: A.
29. You fantasize about: your mom =D

DECENCY
30. You prefer toilet paper to roll from A) the top or B) the bottom: top...

[[ Name ]] Jessica
[[ Nicknames, including from family ]] Jess, Rannie, 'whatever my parents call me in cambodian but i cant pronounce it nevertheless spell it,' sok, sokker
[[ Birthday ]] 092788
[[ Age ]] 14
[[ Astrological sign? ]] libra
[[ Chinese zodiac sign? ]] DRAGON! so's my brother [HE'S 10 YEARS YOUNGER!...wow...]
[[ Location ]] here
[[ Sexual Preference ]] missionary. haha jp. straight
[[ Marital Status ]] Single
[[ Current Haircolor ]] dark brown
[[ Eyecolor ]] dark brown
[[ Height ]] 4'10"
[[ Weight ]] 95ish
[[ Parents still together? ]] yeah
[[ Siblings? ]] my brother and sister
[[ Nieces/Nephews? ]] EW THAT'D BE GROSS
[[ Kids of your own? ]] nope
[[ Grandkids? ]] *gags*
[[ Pets? ]] fishies
[[ In school/graduated? ]] In school

Preferences
[[ Black and White/Color ]] black and white photos, everything else in color
[[ Black/White ]] Black
[[ Red/Blue ]] red
[[ Dogs/Cats ]] dogs
[[ Roses/Daisies ]] roses
[[ Beer/Liquor ]] liquor
[[ Boxers/Briefs ]] Boxers
[[ Hair: Short/Long ]] long
[[ Boots/Shoes ]] shoes
[[ Food: Mexican/Italian ]] Italian
[[ Dark/Light ]] Light
[[ Day/Night ]] night
[[ City/Country ]] city
[[ Sheets: Solid/Animal Prints ]] solid

Favorites
[[ Color ]] pink
[[ Animal ]] puppies, kitties, bunnies [anything with an -ies at the end haha]
[[ Vehicle ]] dunno...
[[ Flower ]] rosies
[[ Beer ]] don't drink
[[ Liquor ]] I don't drink
[[ Soda ]] coke
[[ Food ]] anything. really. oohhh minus certain seafoods and other...stuff
[[ Book ]] too many
[[ Author ]] waaay, waaaay too many [and yes emily, you do jk]
[[ Band ]] saves the day, disturbed, jimmy eat world [that's the most retarded mix of music genres EVER]
[[ CD ]] i think it's a mix
[[ Song ]] jewel's intuition...because it's stuck in my head
[[ Movie ]] a beautiful mind, the lion king, the little mermaid, monsters inc., the sandlot, 10 things i hate about you
[[ Director ]] um. THE GUY WHO DID TITANIC. *thinks* oh yeah. james cameron
[[ Country ]] america. duh.
[[ State ]] virginia
[[ City ]] new york probably. even DC, SOMETIMES.
[[ School Subject ]] business. so damn eeeeeazay
[[ Movie genre ]] comedy, romantic comedy, action, horror
[[ Extracurricular Activity ]] cheerleading whoop whoop!
[[ Color your hair? ]] nuh-uh
[[ Have tattoos? ]] nuh-uh
[[ Piercings? ]] 2
[[ Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both? ]] nope
[[ Floss daily? ]] nope
[[ Own a webcam? ]] no
[[ Ever get off the damn computer? ]] yes haha
[[ Sprechen Sie Deutcsh? ]] no
[[ Hablar Espanol? ]] si. tu hablas espanol tambien?
[[ Quack? Quack quack? ]] QUACK QUACK QUACK! quack.
[[ Been arrested? ]] no
[[ Stolen a car? ]] no
[[ Stolen anything? ]] yes
[[ Smoke? ]] no
[[ Pot? ]] no
[[ Crack? ]] no
[[ Drink? ]] no
[[ Posed for nude pics? ]] wouldn't YOU liek to know
[[ Considered a life of crime? ]] no
[[ Considered being a hooker? ]] no
[[ Maybe a pimp? ]] no
[[ Cheated on someone? ]] no
[[ Been married? ]] no
[[ Been divorced? ]] no
[[ Are you psycho? ]] PROBABLY
[[ Split personalities? ]] oh hell yes
[[ Schizophrenic? ]] is that what the guy from a beautiful mind was? i'm still trying to figure that out. well. no i'm not
[[ Obsessive? ]] holy shit yes.
[[ Compulsive? ]] no
[[ Obsessive Compulsive? ]] i probably am.
[[ Panic? ]] no
[[ Anxiety? ]] sometimes
[[ Depressed? ]] not really
[[ Suicidal? ]] no. believe it or not, no
[[ Homicidal? ]] haha no
[[ Genocidal? ]] HAHAHAHA. no.
[[ Pedophile? ]] whaaat?
[[ Obsessed with hate? ]] not at all
[[ Mutilate animals? ]] ew. no
[[ Idolize infamous criminals? ]] nope
[[ Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore? ] gross. no
[[ Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? ]] no way

Right now...
[[ What are you listening to? ]] still waiting by sum 41...
[[ What are you watching? ]] nothing
[[ What time is it? ]] 1:48 PM
[[ What are you wearing? ]] my light blue pj pants, green shirt, and a blanket
[[ Wanna cyber? ]] suuure
[[ Hey baby, nice shoes... ]] loser
[[ What're you drinking? ]] nothing
[[ Eating? ]] nothing
[[ Got both hands on the keyboard? ]] yes...*cough* loser *cough*
[[ You sure bout that? ]] haha yes'm
[[ Who are you talkin to? ]] nobodeeee--i'm not signed on AIM
[[ What other windows do you have open? ]] 3. word perfect. my friends thingie, and the washingtonpost.com [gotta keep up on the news haha]
[[ How bored are you? haha ]] not that bored
[[ Be anywhere, where would you be? ]] at the mall
[[ Who would you be with? ]] nobody
[[ What would you be doing? ]] just me, myself...and a credit card...SHOPPING

my last words for now:
  • my sister did a CRAPPY job of cleaning up the basement. she and alex were playing and she was supposed to clean up. clean up...haha you've got to be fucking with meeee. but I'M not cleaning it up because it's her shit. gooood i've been cussing too much lately. i don't like it at all.
  • paul walker. is HOTT. do not deny it.
  • jessica must go shopping. must.
    haha i love you all. later.

    luv ya lots,

    *~jessica~*
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