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You know you work at Red Robin if...
1. You sometimes answer your cell phone, "Its a great day at the roseville red robin home of the smiling burger.."
2. You actually know what a god damn smiling burger is.
---a smiling burger wows the guest everytime, the bun is wrapped, never torn, and the ingredients are fresh and visible 100% of the time---
3. You walk around your house screaming "corner" and "behind" at your family members.
4. You know how to say dirty words and sexual invitations in spanish. chinga tu madre?
5. You think abortion is another form of birth control. or that it is acceptable to be pregnant at 18 years old.
6. You always have a supplier.
7. You take up smoking just to get a 5 minute break.
8. You've dated at least 1 of your co-workers and slept with numerous others.
9. You have atleast one family member/significant other working with you.
10. You never quite get rid of the smell of french fries and fajitas off your body.
11. You understand when someone says "i have a table of canadians" eh?
12. You have the urge to punch the red robin bird in the face. god damn that bird.
13. You get felt up more in a 5 hour shift than most people do in a month. and you do your fair share.
14. You've had a dirty dream about a co-worker..sometimes even a manager.. cheri?
15. You make T-shirts and go to softball games just to watch the team lose. you then proceed to count how many times the third baseman grabs his crotch in one inning. it was 36 by the way.
16. Everytime something is "86ed" you have the urge to cross it out and write 85. (i love you rachel)
****EDIT**** the most important: you realize that people are really just that stupid.
1. You sometimes answer your cell phone, "Its a great day at the roseville red robin home of the smiling burger.."
2. You actually know what a god damn smiling burger is.
---a smiling burger wows the guest everytime, the bun is wrapped, never torn, and the ingredients are fresh and visible 100% of the time---
3. You walk around your house screaming "corner" and "behind" at your family members.
4. You know how to say dirty words and sexual invitations in spanish. chinga tu madre?
5. You think abortion is another form of birth control. or that it is acceptable to be pregnant at 18 years old.
6. You always have a supplier.
7. You take up smoking just to get a 5 minute break.
8. You've dated at least 1 of your co-workers and slept with numerous others.
9. You have atleast one family member/significant other working with you.
10. You never quite get rid of the smell of french fries and fajitas off your body.
11. You understand when someone says "i have a table of canadians" eh?
12. You have the urge to punch the red robin bird in the face. god damn that bird.
13. You get felt up more in a 5 hour shift than most people do in a month. and you do your fair share.
14. You've had a dirty dream about a co-worker..sometimes even a manager.. cheri?
15. You make T-shirts and go to softball games just to watch the team lose. you then proceed to count how many times the third baseman grabs his crotch in one inning. it was 36 by the way.
16. Everytime something is "86ed" you have the urge to cross it out and write 85. (i love you rachel)
****EDIT**** the most important: you realize that people are really just that stupid.