birthdays and hats yay
HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT YESTERDAY WAS. IT WAS MY 21ST OH YEAH YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. well technically since it's midnight now, it was two days ago, but whatever. My family kidnapped me and took me to Sizzler. I got royally soaked but it was worth it for my Ultimate Dessert Creation which pretty much just consisted of every dessert item all piled onto each other. Classy!
Going to have a ~proper party on Saturday, yay \o/
Anyway, Teloka and Tamala basically decided to pay me back for being such a irl troll, and bought me the best/worst gifts ever.
Oh and TOTALLY UNRELATED BUTTT I found my new favourite hat today: A DEERSTALKER. Oh yeahhhh. Kine, Rachel, Jess and I were on a mission for Dracula teeth for our multicam assignment and we found that hidden bonus. The best part? It was only $11. YOU BET I BOUGHT IT AND WORE IT DOWN THE STREET.
Anyway, yeah.
HOW CAN I POSSIBLY PICK A FAVOURITE THEY'RE ALL SO AMAZING
the Holmes box set was to placate my murderous rage. Jeremy Brett makes up for.. just about anything horrible you could possibly do to me. NOT PICTURED: the hat Teloka made me out of crepe paper. It was actually pretty good.
My mission is to read the Mills & Boon 'book' (I use the term loosely because it really doesn't come close to being literature) and do a CAPSLOCK RECAP of it like I did for Teloka with Wuthering Heights. EXCEPT I'M GOING TO FINISH THIS STORY. SUCK ON THAT, EMILY BRONTE. My other mission is to graffiti the Twilight manga until it actually becomes entertaining. My work so far is pretty good. Just sayin'.
Undoubtedly the jewel in the shit crown is the Edward Cullen ken doll. I'm not sure if this is the greatest thing anyone has ever given me, or if I really want to punch Tamala in the face. In case you're wondering, what I was trying to recreate here is the scene from Iron Man where Tony is like CHECK OUT MY GODDAMN MISSILES YOU KNOW YOU WANT A PIECE OF THAT AW YEAAAHHH except with less explosions and more rainbows. This, basically.
HIGHLIGHTS OF THE EDWARD DOLL
- you can remove all of his clothes.
- if you bend him over (yes.) the velcro on the back of his pants comes apart so he moons everyone
- THE FACT THAT HE FUCKING SPARKLES
- the endless amusement I'm going to have putting naked and inappropriately posed Edward into peoples beds, the fridge, cupboards, etc.
my very own tenacious lobster! :DDDD bonus Andy, who wanted to FIGHT HIM
Now it's UNRELATED PHOTO TIME!
BADASS CANON! HOLMES. we have the same nose, it's ~MEANT TO BE
I DEDUCE THAT THERE IS A LOBSTER ON MY HAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW
okay I need to be asleep like an hour ago ughh
Going to have a ~proper party on Saturday, yay \o/
Anyway, Teloka and Tamala basically decided to pay me back for being such a irl troll, and bought me the best/worst gifts ever.
Oh and TOTALLY UNRELATED BUTTT I found my new favourite hat today: A DEERSTALKER. Oh yeahhhh. Kine, Rachel, Jess and I were on a mission for Dracula teeth for our multicam assignment and we found that hidden bonus. The best part? It was only $11. YOU BET I BOUGHT IT AND WORE IT DOWN THE STREET.
Anyway, yeah.
HOW CAN I POSSIBLY PICK A FAVOURITE THEY'RE ALL SO AMAZING
the Holmes box set was to placate my murderous rage. Jeremy Brett makes up for.. just about anything horrible you could possibly do to me. NOT PICTURED: the hat Teloka made me out of crepe paper. It was actually pretty good.
My mission is to read the Mills & Boon 'book' (I use the term loosely because it really doesn't come close to being literature) and do a CAPSLOCK RECAP of it like I did for Teloka with Wuthering Heights. EXCEPT I'M GOING TO FINISH THIS STORY. SUCK ON THAT, EMILY BRONTE. My other mission is to graffiti the Twilight manga until it actually becomes entertaining. My work so far is pretty good. Just sayin'.
Undoubtedly the jewel in the shit crown is the Edward Cullen ken doll. I'm not sure if this is the greatest thing anyone has ever given me, or if I really want to punch Tamala in the face. In case you're wondering, what I was trying to recreate here is the scene from Iron Man where Tony is like CHECK OUT MY GODDAMN MISSILES YOU KNOW YOU WANT A PIECE OF THAT AW YEAAAHHH except with less explosions and more rainbows. This, basically.
HIGHLIGHTS OF THE EDWARD DOLL
- you can remove all of his clothes.
- if you bend him over (yes.) the velcro on the back of his pants comes apart so he moons everyone
- THE FACT THAT HE FUCKING SPARKLES
- the endless amusement I'm going to have putting naked and inappropriately posed Edward into peoples beds, the fridge, cupboards, etc.
my very own tenacious lobster! :DDDD bonus Andy, who wanted to FIGHT HIM
Now it's UNRELATED PHOTO TIME!
BADASS CANON! HOLMES. we have the same nose, it's ~MEANT TO BE
I DEDUCE THAT THERE IS A LOBSTER ON MY HAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW
okay I need to be asleep like an hour ago ughh