a very happy hour indeedy
I went to happy hour with Jamie on Friday. We left probably at a quarter to 8. As we were passing Starbucks (as we all know, is right across the street from P&G's), I realized I forgot my ID. WONDERFUL! So obviously I wasn't going to make Jamie walk back to Bliss with me. I ended up at happy hour at 8:30. Whatev, I didn't even like it in there. It was so crowded, it was ridiculous. It was Rugby & Alumni weekend...or maybe the Rugby Alumni...not sure, but oh my god, you couldn't move in there. I waited a little bit to buy a drink, but I can't even explain to you how bad it was in there. Plus it was hot and I worried my hair would end up looking bad. So Jamie and I were going to get a stamp before we left, but we had to wait for the new bouncer to come in, because he had the stamper. We saw Alex, Jessie, Chelsea, and other people in there though.
Then Jamie and I went to Oasis, because that happy hour was until 10pm. Much better in there. You could MOVE and you didn't have to wait for a drink. I bought Jamie two drinks and she bought me two drinks (along with the ones we bought for ourselves). Malibu Bay Breezes and Amaretto Cranberries. Lovely. I fed Jamie all of the cherries in the drinks. Oo baby. Oh, and you know I can't go a drunken night without arguing with a boy. It wasn't really an argument, we only exchanged words like three times. It was funny, I'm not in the mood to explain.
I also saw these girls I knew from freshman year classes that I NEVER see unless I'm at that bar. They're all graduating this semester. I'm not. Boo. Then there was this kid that Jamie's friends with that she introduced me to like a month or so ago. I saw him over the years at frat parties and bars, but apparently we ate lunch together back in Hasbrouck in Fall 2003 during the ONE week I was dating Jon. Ha. I don't recall him sitting with us, and you know me, I have the best memory ever. He said he looked different. I don't know how different you could look, but whatev, he has nice hair. We'll make out some time. Werd.
Then Jamie and I went to someone's surprise birthday which was also nerd themed. We didn't know that though. It was this girl Rachel who was turning 21. Sweetest girl ever. I love her already. I wasn't in the mood to drink cuz I was already crunked, but I inhaled a shottie from some dude. Then I coughed a little and then started uncontrollably laughing. Liz Blank was there and then she went with us to Lauren Z's 22nd birthday down the street. Marshall was there, and I haven't seen him since Jamie's birthday in August. Gave him a big hug and did the "Ch-ch-ch-CHIA!" with his hair like I always do. Except his hair was so long already that even the curls that made it grow upwards were already weighed down. I again saw a bunch of people that I met freshman year...or even before that. One dude there was in my freshman orientation group. He wasn't as friendly as I thought he'd be. Then I needed to pee and had trouble closing the door. Everyone was telling me to slam it. I did, but the door just bounced open from the slam. Then this girl came up and told me to try again, so I did it in her face (I didn't hit her, but ya know, she was still standing there). We both laughed, because she knew I didn't mean it to be rude, but I was afraid to open it again cuz what if it didn't close again? I had to pee. Then we laughed again about it downstairs(the bathroom was upstairs). I think her name was Julie. I just sent a message to one of Lauren Z's friends named Julie on facebook to ask if it was her. If that person isn't her, I'm gonna feel like a moron...haha.
Then we went to Murphy's. As we were passing P&G's, I convinced the bouncer to restamp my hand. It was washed off because I had already peed four times that night and even though I tried to avoid washing the ink off, what can ya do? So anyway, I told the bouncer that he stamped me when he first came in for his shift and tried to show him whatever remained on my hand(not too visible). I was about to give up, but he told me to wait a second and then stamped my hand. Kind of pointless considering I didn't even end up going with Jamie back there that night. Yeah, so anyway, we went to Murphy's. Gayle was there for her 21st. We saw Anna, Renee, Jessie again, blah, I forgot who else. We danced a little, not too much. People started taking pictures, so I used my camera too. I forgot about it all night, so I ended up only taking like 5 pictures that night. I'm kind of disappointed. I bought some more drinks, but right before I did, some idiot accidentally spilled her drink on me. It didn't stain me, but it still was annoying. I didn't get pissed though, because I thought of Jessie's group, "Don't like beer spilled on you? Then stay the fuck home!" Oh and by the door I said hi to this girl who graduated from my high school a year after me. I'm not sure if she was visiting friends or if she goes here now.
Then Jamie and I went to meet up with her lover at Bacchus. The bouncer was kind of cute, but I had a few drinks already, so who knows. Jamie and I went to get pizza before coming back. Wadner was there and I don't even know what the fuck we were talking about. My mouth kept running and he kept laughing. At first he was trying to censor his words, because he didn't know I had a potty mouth. He cheered at the band really loud even though they weren't that good. I just like squeaking so I made a cheery noise anyway. I amuse myself way too much. Then Wadner drove Jamie and me back.
So that was May 4th. I didn't even go out for Cinco de Mayo. I was too tired from the night before. I just went to brunch at Hasbrouck with Nicole and Kenny. My sister's probably jealous, because I HAD A WAFFLE WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS(I can picture her reading this and going, "nooooooo!!")! Then Nicole and I got Oscars that evening. I wanted to print out some work for my Ways of Seeing class in the lab after we bought the food. So I'm printing like 80 pages worth of stuff, but nothing prints. I go to look at the printer, and the "proctor" there tells me it's broken. I'm like, "then why didn't you tell me before I tried printing all of this stuff out?" He didn't answer...but I saw him taking off his earpiece and I go, "oh, you were too busy listening to music. So what am I going to do now that I wasted 100 pages of print quota and didn't actually print anything?" He didn't have an answer again. I gave him this really bitchy look, sat back down at the computer I was using, and said to Nicole, "do you believe this? I wasted so much of my quota for nothing." Nicole's like, "these people are idiots." So I decided to count how many pages I was SUPPOSED to print (that's when I realized it was about 80) and the moron proctor turns the printer on. He was too lazy to turn it on. WHAT THE FUCK IS HE GETTING PAID FOR?? WHY DOES HE THINK HE'S THERE? It literally took him 10 seconds to reach over from his computer to the printer to turn it on. He had to lie that it was broken?? So I got my shit, but I still should have asked for his name to report him later. I felt bad acting bitchy to him, but I doubt he would have turned it on if I didn't act the way I did. Dumbass.
I'll probably just post the May 4th pictures on facebook and/or myspace. Now I must go to brunch again with Nicole. More waffles, Jessica Dolnick. More waffles, indeed.
Then Jamie and I went to Oasis, because that happy hour was until 10pm. Much better in there. You could MOVE and you didn't have to wait for a drink. I bought Jamie two drinks and she bought me two drinks (along with the ones we bought for ourselves). Malibu Bay Breezes and Amaretto Cranberries. Lovely. I fed Jamie all of the cherries in the drinks. Oo baby. Oh, and you know I can't go a drunken night without arguing with a boy. It wasn't really an argument, we only exchanged words like three times. It was funny, I'm not in the mood to explain.
I also saw these girls I knew from freshman year classes that I NEVER see unless I'm at that bar. They're all graduating this semester. I'm not. Boo. Then there was this kid that Jamie's friends with that she introduced me to like a month or so ago. I saw him over the years at frat parties and bars, but apparently we ate lunch together back in Hasbrouck in Fall 2003 during the ONE week I was dating Jon. Ha. I don't recall him sitting with us, and you know me, I have the best memory ever. He said he looked different. I don't know how different you could look, but whatev, he has nice hair. We'll make out some time. Werd.
Then Jamie and I went to someone's surprise birthday which was also nerd themed. We didn't know that though. It was this girl Rachel who was turning 21. Sweetest girl ever. I love her already. I wasn't in the mood to drink cuz I was already crunked, but I inhaled a shottie from some dude. Then I coughed a little and then started uncontrollably laughing. Liz Blank was there and then she went with us to Lauren Z's 22nd birthday down the street. Marshall was there, and I haven't seen him since Jamie's birthday in August. Gave him a big hug and did the "Ch-ch-ch-CHIA!" with his hair like I always do. Except his hair was so long already that even the curls that made it grow upwards were already weighed down. I again saw a bunch of people that I met freshman year...or even before that. One dude there was in my freshman orientation group. He wasn't as friendly as I thought he'd be. Then I needed to pee and had trouble closing the door. Everyone was telling me to slam it. I did, but the door just bounced open from the slam. Then this girl came up and told me to try again, so I did it in her face (I didn't hit her, but ya know, she was still standing there). We both laughed, because she knew I didn't mean it to be rude, but I was afraid to open it again cuz what if it didn't close again? I had to pee. Then we laughed again about it downstairs(the bathroom was upstairs). I think her name was Julie. I just sent a message to one of Lauren Z's friends named Julie on facebook to ask if it was her. If that person isn't her, I'm gonna feel like a moron...haha.
Then we went to Murphy's. As we were passing P&G's, I convinced the bouncer to restamp my hand. It was washed off because I had already peed four times that night and even though I tried to avoid washing the ink off, what can ya do? So anyway, I told the bouncer that he stamped me when he first came in for his shift and tried to show him whatever remained on my hand(not too visible). I was about to give up, but he told me to wait a second and then stamped my hand. Kind of pointless considering I didn't even end up going with Jamie back there that night. Yeah, so anyway, we went to Murphy's. Gayle was there for her 21st. We saw Anna, Renee, Jessie again, blah, I forgot who else. We danced a little, not too much. People started taking pictures, so I used my camera too. I forgot about it all night, so I ended up only taking like 5 pictures that night. I'm kind of disappointed. I bought some more drinks, but right before I did, some idiot accidentally spilled her drink on me. It didn't stain me, but it still was annoying. I didn't get pissed though, because I thought of Jessie's group, "Don't like beer spilled on you? Then stay the fuck home!" Oh and by the door I said hi to this girl who graduated from my high school a year after me. I'm not sure if she was visiting friends or if she goes here now.
Then Jamie and I went to meet up with her lover at Bacchus. The bouncer was kind of cute, but I had a few drinks already, so who knows. Jamie and I went to get pizza before coming back. Wadner was there and I don't even know what the fuck we were talking about. My mouth kept running and he kept laughing. At first he was trying to censor his words, because he didn't know I had a potty mouth. He cheered at the band really loud even though they weren't that good. I just like squeaking so I made a cheery noise anyway. I amuse myself way too much. Then Wadner drove Jamie and me back.
So that was May 4th. I didn't even go out for Cinco de Mayo. I was too tired from the night before. I just went to brunch at Hasbrouck with Nicole and Kenny. My sister's probably jealous, because I HAD A WAFFLE WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS(I can picture her reading this and going, "nooooooo!!")! Then Nicole and I got Oscars that evening. I wanted to print out some work for my Ways of Seeing class in the lab after we bought the food. So I'm printing like 80 pages worth of stuff, but nothing prints. I go to look at the printer, and the "proctor" there tells me it's broken. I'm like, "then why didn't you tell me before I tried printing all of this stuff out?" He didn't answer...but I saw him taking off his earpiece and I go, "oh, you were too busy listening to music. So what am I going to do now that I wasted 100 pages of print quota and didn't actually print anything?" He didn't have an answer again. I gave him this really bitchy look, sat back down at the computer I was using, and said to Nicole, "do you believe this? I wasted so much of my quota for nothing." Nicole's like, "these people are idiots." So I decided to count how many pages I was SUPPOSED to print (that's when I realized it was about 80) and the moron proctor turns the printer on. He was too lazy to turn it on. WHAT THE FUCK IS HE GETTING PAID FOR?? WHY DOES HE THINK HE'S THERE? It literally took him 10 seconds to reach over from his computer to the printer to turn it on. He had to lie that it was broken?? So I got my shit, but I still should have asked for his name to report him later. I felt bad acting bitchy to him, but I doubt he would have turned it on if I didn't act the way I did. Dumbass.
I'll probably just post the May 4th pictures on facebook and/or myspace. Now I must go to brunch again with Nicole. More waffles, Jessica Dolnick. More waffles, indeed.