you better sit down for this.
I don't remember the last time I rec'ed.....anything. Much less fanfic. Much much less HP fanfic.
But then I was exposed to the following, and my life will NEVER BE THE SAME. I immediately had to share with all of you the epic literary genius I have searched for my entire life:
HOGWARTS CASTLE/GIANT SQUID SMUT.
I will repeat that, in larger font:
HOGWARTS/SQUID SMUT
"“I’ll go slow. I promise.” He began to caress a window, teasing it open. Hogwarts sighed, the fight leaving him. He relaxed, allowing the tentacle inside, where it brushed against the inner walls before settling on the stone floor. He fastened the suction cups to the floor, lifting the tentacle away so that it pulled on the floor without losing its grip.
Another sigh swept through the halls of Hogwarts. “Oh, Merlin. That feels so good.” His rapture turned to fright as he felt a tentacle work its way into a second window. “I don’t-“
“Trust me. It’ll feel good. Remember this?” He pulled the suction cups a little harder and Hogwarts groaned.
“Do that again.” The giant squid complied and as he did so, thrust his second tentacle in. Hogwarts shuddered, coming very close to ending the fun. The giant squid backed off, unwilling to finish so soon. He waited for Hogwarts to calm down before sending the second tentacle to search the room. He felt the need to fill Hogwarts as much as possible and he raised another tentacle, caressing his outer walls, running along windowsills and tracing individual bricks. So caught up in the bliss, Hogwarts didn’t notice the giant squid slip in a third and fourth tentacle."
WHAT
~*READ IT HERE*~ YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO NOW.
I think if everyone read this, the world would be a happier place, trufax.
But then I was exposed to the following, and my life will NEVER BE THE SAME. I immediately had to share with all of you the epic literary genius I have searched for my entire life:
HOGWARTS CASTLE/GIANT SQUID SMUT.
I will repeat that, in larger font:
HOGWARTS/SQUID SMUT
"“I’ll go slow. I promise.” He began to caress a window, teasing it open. Hogwarts sighed, the fight leaving him. He relaxed, allowing the tentacle inside, where it brushed against the inner walls before settling on the stone floor. He fastened the suction cups to the floor, lifting the tentacle away so that it pulled on the floor without losing its grip.
Another sigh swept through the halls of Hogwarts. “Oh, Merlin. That feels so good.” His rapture turned to fright as he felt a tentacle work its way into a second window. “I don’t-“
“Trust me. It’ll feel good. Remember this?” He pulled the suction cups a little harder and Hogwarts groaned.
“Do that again.” The giant squid complied and as he did so, thrust his second tentacle in. Hogwarts shuddered, coming very close to ending the fun. The giant squid backed off, unwilling to finish so soon. He waited for Hogwarts to calm down before sending the second tentacle to search the room. He felt the need to fill Hogwarts as much as possible and he raised another tentacle, caressing his outer walls, running along windowsills and tracing individual bricks. So caught up in the bliss, Hogwarts didn’t notice the giant squid slip in a third and fourth tentacle."
WHAT
~*READ IT HERE*~ YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO NOW.
I think if everyone read this, the world would be a happier place, trufax.